Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[dirtyho1968]

Yes please.

 

[dirtyho1968]

Booked a cabin in the sierras for a week of trout fishing yesterday.
I figured I'll be locked in a room for 2 weeks trimming when I get back, so I'm treating myself to a vacation.
Get some fishing in before the season closes.
Super stoked! Bye bye beach, hello mountains.

 

[Brick Tamland]

Humming birds are bad ass.

They stab each other over a female. With their beaks.

Their tongue is amazing too. It is a tube that splits open and wraps around the water and then closes and back in the mouth it goes.

I watched a documentary,on humming birds on PBS,quite interesting little birds.They actually eat insects,which was demonstrated in slow motion footage.

Nature is incredible, isn't it? The males also make a snapping sound when courting the females. I see/hear them do this often.

Male hummingbirds only produce fluttering sounds during their elaborate courtship rituals. Typically, during such a display, a male hummingbird will climb into the air five to 40 meters, and then quickly dive-bomb down past a perched female; when the courting male bird reaches the lowest point of his dive, he rapidly spreads and then closes his tail feathers. This spreading exposes the tail features to air, which causes them to flutter and generate sound.

 

[Brick Tamland]

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Yes please.

This looks like eggs benedict on steroids.
What's on the bottom?

 

[dirtyho1968]

Potato cakes. Yum!!!

 

[Brick Tamland]

Potato cakes. Yum!!!

Ahhh I was thinking crab cakes. Looks deIocious, I would gobble that up.

 

[mr sunshine]

I had a terrible dream. My dog was scratching and took its own head off. She Was Still Alive But She Was Just A head.

 

[mr sunshine]

I had a terrible dream. My dog was scratching and took its own head off. She Was Still Alive But She Was Just A head.

I told my gf about my dream. She said I was weird.

I think she's hating because I was dreaming of my dog instead of her.

 

[a senile fungus]

So do dogs if you don't train them. My Cockatoo is trained, he walks back to his cage to use the facilities and unlike my dog he can tell me directly when he thinks I'm full of shit, which he often does.

Although my dog is pretty good too
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Our dogs have so much in common!

 

[Trousers]

Go work as a the falcon dude at medieval times

I got an STD just thinking about that.

 

[cannabineer]

We have Peregrine falcons all over here. They are awesome to watch and sometimes you see them pluck a bird out of the sky.
I believe they are the fastest animal on earth.
Bald eagle is still my favorite bird of prey though. What a crazy mating ritual!

Fastest animal on Earth? Faster than the squirrel that fell asleep in my tailpipe?

 

[Trousers]

I hope you literally mean tailpipe.

 

[Brick Tamland]

Fastest animal on Earth? Faster than the squirrel that fell asleep in my tailpipe?

I'm sorry, I think I ate your tailpipe squirrel.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I'm sorry, I think I ate your tailpipe squirrel.

For your sake I hope it wasn't Richard Gere's squirrel.

 

[cannabineer]

I'm sorry, I think I ate your tailpipe squirrel.

You intrigue me, newcomer. 400 quatloos.

So who were you previously?

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

just thought i'd share

 

[cannabineer]

I hope you literally mean tailpipe.

Yup, on the former motorcycle ... ptoooo

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

https://www.funker530.com/alvin-york-moh-recipient-personifies-violence-of-action/


what a GREAT movie...my first introduction to gary cooper! Boy could they make em back then eh?

 

[bu$hleaguer]

RIP Chef Paul Prudhomme. Maybe the originator of blackened seafood? Not sure, but the guy was certainly a legend to many of the chefs I first cooked with.

Gotta do some kind of Cajun/creole this weekend to show props.

 

[Brick Tamland]

You intrigue me, newcomer. 400 quatloos.

So who were you previously?

Nice to meet you cannabineer. Well sometimes I feel I was a falcon in a previous life.
It looks like Captain Kirk wants those shroom-like bulbs under that glass.