Once again, Sunni is the voice of reason and sounding more and more like a mom each day. Although intellectually I know she is right, I never could take such advice. I just cannot sleep if someone fucks with me or my shit and I don't righteously retaliate. I never do it from a spur of the moment, hotheaded way, but I LOVE my revenge. It is a dish best served cold (love them Klingons). For instance, Chicago has always (unofficially) condoned claiming a parking spot on public streets after digging out one's car after a heavy snowfall. It often takes over an hour of non-stop heavy lifting, and you then put your lawn chairs, or whatever, to keep your spot. From time to time, someone will move by chairs and park in my spot. I hate it, but I let that transgression go. But once or twice a year, some motherfucker will
drive over my chairs and they'll be stuck under their car. That is unacceptable, and I am going to come back a fuck up your car in some way: keying, flattening of tires, and/or kicking out tail lights are some favs. I do this very methodically, and preferably late night when no ones up. Last time, my girl asked, 'do you feel better now?' and I replied, 'you have no idea...' People talk about karma, or what goes around comes around. I told her, 'Call me Karma... or Comes Around.' When people expect these transgressors to eventually get theirs, I'm what they're expecting. I figure there has to be a place for people like me, for if no one made these fucktards pay there would be no karma. I am not at all saying that I'm right or that my was is the right way. I'm simply saying it's who I am, right or wrong. And you are all welcome