Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

[ebgood]

So, I guess that's an official dibs.

lol. hey, i called it like a week after i joined here

 

[Dr.Pecker]

ill say it again one more time. fight over all the girls here yall want, but if somebody goes after april, im fuckin somebody up!

My pinky dick has collapsed under the weight of your statement. I am broken

 

[ebgood]

My pinky dick has collapsed under the weight of your statement. I am broken

well damn.. i was just trying to get a point across, i didnt mean to effect lives


my bad



but i meant what i said tho

 

[Singlemalt]

lol. hey, i called it like a week after i joined here

No prob, brah. You joined before I did, I'm just noting official proclamations and this is one of the first I've seen. This carries weight and now it is official.



I like to keep accurate records

 

[ebgood]

No prob, brah. You joined before I did, I'm just noting official proclamations and this is one of the first I've seen. This carries weight and now it is official.



I like to keep accurate records

oh ok cool. i didnt even know i was here b4 u. so im glad ur keepin records cus i dont obviously dont pay attention for shit lol. i can come to ya for references

 

[Singlemalt]

oh ok cool. i didnt even know i was here b4 u. so im glad ur keepin records cus i dont obviously dont pay attention for shit lol. i can come to ya for references

yah, nuthin is ever finalized and written down, but I am indeed a reference; and if they fuck witcha, you have Sicilian cugines

 

[ebgood]

yah, nuthin is ever finalized and written down, but I am indeed a reference; and if they fuck witcha, you have Sicilian cugines

cool.

wait.. this kind?


or this kind?

 

[Singlemalt]

LOL
The latter

 

[ebgood]

LOL
The latter

ok cool. i can work with that

 

[ebgood]

You guys are all pussies. Namby pamby taken care of, got the world around my finer. You're not hard until you cough mosquito's.

Shiiiiittt i was punchin full grown hood niggas through fences when i was 2

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Shiiiiittt i was punchin full grown hood niggas through fences when i was 2

Two in da joint? SHHH! keep it on the dl bra!

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Typical day in the D.

 

[Yessica...]

Typical day in the D.

Bahahahaha. Holy shit.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Typical day in the D.

Now that's a new one on me.

+

 

[mr sunshine]

I'm just playing

Were you the one that sent me a pic of your penis and then apologized for being creepy? Lol

Na ,that wasn't me. I've never sent a penis pictures to anyone except @UncleBuck ..

 

[Indagrow]

You looking for little dick pics?

Pm me find out..

 

[Hookabelly]

yah, nuthin is ever finalized and written down, but I am indeed a reference; and if they fuck witcha, you have Sicilian cugines

@Singlemalt is one of many of us elephants on RIU….We are the keepers

LOL
The latter

[/QUOTE]

No, not the guy w/ bad breath and the unibrow… I was picturing more…hmm….Johnny two times?

 

[Michael Huntherz]

Typical day in the D.

The fact some very dedicated people spent a lot of energy and money making that makes it all the more special. My favorite dick-shooting compilation by far.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I've gotten a lot of PM's from those interested in the casting call for snaggletooth porn the last day or so. I'm sorting through them all and will return PM's in the order sent.

Please understand not everyone will be accepted, and thank you for your time.

 

[Yessica...]

Gooooooooooooooood Morning RIU!

I have the coffee on and I’ve smoked too many cigarettes already today.

@lahadaextranjera , how you doing lady? Early morning for me is what time for you again? I remember you were often on when I woke up early…