Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

Alienwidow · Sep 22, 2015

I like to watch.....(in a creepy voice)...

Dr.Pecker · Sep 22, 2015

mr sunshine said:
She told me Your dick smells like garlic.

I haven't showed her my dick yet. Hay yessica make a fist then extend your pinky finger. oh ya baby every millimeter!

greasemonkeymann · Sep 22, 2015

mr sunshine said:
Stop hitting on yessica.. I called dibs on all the girls a few months ago.

hah good luck there man, she has quite the fans on this site...
Can't keep a girl like that tied down to one internet admirer

greasemonkeymann · Sep 22, 2015

Dr.Pecker said:
You're fucking disgusting but I like ya anyway.

C'mon man, you are REALLY gonna take the time to unroll a jimmy?
not me.. If i'm dead? I'm tapping every zombie bitch I see...
Whats gonna happen? It'll rot off?
I mean if I only have a couple hours of rigor-mortis...
gotta make that time useful...
now I kinda understand why alllllll the zombies are grumpy.
I would be.

mr sunshine · Sep 22, 2015

greasemonkeymann said:
hah good luck there man, she has quite the fans on this site...
Can't keep a girl like that tied down to one internet admirer

But, We have cyber sex all the time... She told me I was the best she's ever had.

greasemonkeymann · Sep 22, 2015

mr sunshine said:
You can watch if you want.

Alienwidow said:
I like to watch.....(in a creepy voice)...

Is four too many?
:hump:

Michael Huntherz · Sep 22, 2015

On an unrelated note, I finally found something that adequately summarizes how I feel about 90% of the asshats on Twitter:

Now back to the sex-obsession talk, I love it.

Flaming Pie · Sep 22, 2015

mr sunshine said:
I think You also have a very pretty face IMO... All joking aside, you are very pretty... Tell your parents I said Good job!

Were you the one that sent me a pic of your penis and then apologized for being creepy? Lol

Flaming Pie · Sep 22, 2015

mr sunshine said:
@Flaming Pie I would so rub cream on your face for like 3 hours then rub our faces together to make one face... Sorry, I made things weird.

It's only weird if someone gets aroused.

Flaming Pie · Sep 22, 2015

Dr.Pecker said:
Aww fu guys now I'm googleing titanium tatas!

Share?

Michael Huntherz · Sep 22, 2015

Flaming Pie said:
It's only weird if someone gets aroused.

Uh oh, too late.

Dr.Pecker · Sep 22, 2015

Flaming Pie said:
Share?

Some mastercard crap I ain't payin for tatas FUCK OFF TYLER!

Hookabelly · Sep 22, 2015

OOBubblesOO said:
Real douche bags wear boxer briefs.

Enjoy lol.

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It looks sort of like it has corners.

OOBubblesOO · Sep 22, 2015

Hookabelly said:
It looks sort of like it has corners.

Think what you will. Idgaf
:lol:

Dr.Pecker · Sep 22, 2015

Can somebody please pm me a pic of flaming pies milk duds.

Hookabelly said:
It looks sort of like it has corners.

Its not too late baby.

Hookabelly · Sep 22, 2015

Dr.Pecker said:
Can somebody please pm me a pic of flaming pies milk duds.

Its not too late baby.

for what? Maybe he's all edgy with his corners and shit

Singlemalt · Sep 22, 2015

Michael Huntherz said:
On an unrelated note, I finally found something that adequately summarizes how I feel about 90% of the asshats on Twitter:

Now back to the sex-obsession talk, I love it.

Great vid, thank you

Dr.Pecker · Sep 22, 2015

Hookabelly said:
for what? Maybe he's all edgy with his corners and shit

He? no darling this thread is about your tits and you said

Hookabelly said:
I will show the world my tits in this thread

ebgood · Sep 22, 2015

mr sunshine said:
Stop hitting on yessica.. I called dibs on all the girls a few months ago.

ill say it again one more time. fight over all the girls here yall want, but if somebody goes after april, im fuckin somebody up!

Singlemalt · Sep 22, 2015

ebgood said:
ill say it again one more time. fight over all the girls here yall want, but if somebody goes after april, im fuckin somebody up!

So, I guess that's an official dibs.

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