Soma Seeds

VTMi'kmaq

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Also as I've said before, this guy has some fake, contrived hippy persona. He loves to preach peace, love, generosity, and sharing the seed, then totally ass fucks his customers on both price and quality of his seeds. His whole hippy vibe he attempts to portray is nothing more than a slick corporate marketing campaign, pushing substandard product on unsuspecting customers. I also heard he stole from breeders both in Hawaii, as well as those on the west coast. Just looking at that guy makes me want to bitch slap his pseudo-guru punk ass.


Kinda reminds me of 85% of whats moving to vermont nowadays! Thankgod for solid pollen chuckers in the hills!

I love my homestate, there's not much i wouldnt do for her either.
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VTMi'kmaq

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Also as I've said before, this guy has some fake, contrived hippy persona. He loves to preach peace, love, generosity, and sharing the seed, then totally ass fucks his customers on both price and quality of his seeds. His whole hippy vibe he attempts to portray is nothing more than a slick corporate marketing campaign, pushing substandard product on unsuspecting customers. I also heard he stole from breeders both in Hawaii, as well as those on the west coast. Just looking at that guy makes me want to bitch slap his pseudo-guru punk ass.
LMAO, GRANOLA! I see backstraps waiting to happen in that avatar! between those pricks and moose, you'd better hope there's an apple orchard to distract those hungry bastards whoa! seen a herd of deer do DAMAGE that i thought was beyond there scope of destruction!
 

Vermont Sarge

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Tried 2 different strains of Soma's seeds. One strain went 0-5 as far as germination goes and on the other strain after about 10 days i got two to germinate.
Both of these seeds that germinated were deformed and yellow from the time they broke ground and then died when about an inch tall. It's frankly more
disturbing to get un-healthy seedlings than the no germination thing. One person(and his name is " Wacky " ) in the VT town this fraud lived in still believes
in Soma and my mission was to expose The Fraud….Par for the course considering where this snake oil salesman is from,ugh….
 

VTMi'kmaq

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If i could find a decent place to do my thing without bother id do the same thing man. serious as a heart attack.
 

indicat33

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Never been to Vermont. Deep South over here, and no funds to plan an escape. VT state looks beautiful, and the cannabis scene is legendary, as is the quality of the local herb. One of these days, I'd love to visit :hump: ...:bigjoint:
 

indicat33

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Your welcome ANYTIME MAN! We have all sorts of Little games1
were breakin thru...........................
Ha! Thanks bro, I've been known to "Break on through... To the other side" more than a few times around here. Just never ended up in VT while doing it! :peace:
 

Pitou

Active Member
Hi boys,

same shit here with Lavender Seeds (3 seeds), launched in Jiffy. (Conditions were fine, I grow about 9 years.)

The 3 NYCD popped quickly, 3/3, nice !
The 3 Lavender (05/2014 batch) -> 0/3.
(And 3 CBD Crew -> 3/3)

- I've mailed Soma's support the 15/09/2015 -> No answer

- I've mailed Soma's support the 22/09/2015 -> No answer

- Phone call in Spain (I'm from Europe) -> Answer "Ok ! but mail the xxx dude"

- Answer to my mail the 06/10/2015 :"Sorry to hear! We can send you a new package of Lavender or you can choose any other strain if you want..?

- My adress send the 07/10/2015

We're the 09/11, reminder mail friday and still no answer and no seeds.

First and last time I try this Seed Bank. At 15€/seed it's a shame.

My 2 cents from EU
 

VTMi'kmaq

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While its a shame to hear that the Insanity of greed and bullshit facts are rampant here and across the pond, i thankyou for making us aware of a nightmare thats obviously trying to prey on ignorant customers in the EU etc who havent been made aware of this clowns offerings......
 

VTMi'kmaq

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Ha! Thanks bro, I've been known to "Break on through... To the other side" more than a few times around here. Just never ended up in VT while doing it! :peace:
Yeah back when i broke on thru you could knock on your neighbors door and ask for help up here, now with massholes and the like moving up here your more likely to be a victum in a hit and run than get any kind of neighborly folks up here. It's prob just chittenden county though........has attracted a bunch of shitheads.
 

indicat33

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Yeah back when i broke on thru you could knock on your neighbors door and ask for help up here, now with massholes and the like moving up here your more likely to be a victum in a hit and run than get any kind of neighborly folks up here. It's prob just chittenden county though........has attracted a bunch of shitheads.
You should gather the locals and lynch the shitheads righ out of town. Pitch-forks, torches, dark and stormy night- the whole deal. Like the original "Frankenstein" movie. :lol:
 

VTMi'kmaq

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nah see the only thing that would scare these idiots enough for them to move would be conservative republicans, i mean seriously, if you can't afford rent in chicopee, what makes you think burlington, montpelier etc will be cheaper? Now i realize in mass and other states its ok to talk on your cellphone,put on make-up all while navigating the rotary, and if you hit someone,par for the course is flip em the bird and tell them how ridiculos they are not parting the roadway for them.........just not used to seeing what i am seeing.
 

VTMi'kmaq

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Costco in colchester got approved to sell gasoline........lmao can't wait to see that interstate exit once that takes off lmao, btw i am using a keyboard that has all the letters rubbed off the keys so if my typing is shit thats why
 
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