Did you bite into each one just to make sure?I just finished checking all my daughter's candy for drugs. Not even one xanax. Those news people are fucking liars.
I inspected the reese's cups thoroughly, with my mouth parts, as they looked suspect. I just opened the dum-dums.Did you bite into each one just to make sure?
dum dums shall be on the top 10 most worthless candy list.I inspected the reese's cups thoroughly, with my mouth parts, as they looked suspect. I just opened the dum-dums.
turns out its illegal to pull out your dick in front of trick or treaters.The houses with full sized chocolate bars were a goldmine...
But if it's already hangin' out when you answer the door, it's OK.turns out its illegal to pull out your dick in front of trick or treaters.
Thank god I have not been able to see the bears so far this year. Thanks Denver. Thank you very much for a dynasty of mediocrity.
Stock up for that special pirate costume next year. I'll loan you a parrot, OH HELL screw that I'll GIVE you a parrot. BTW it requires three squares a day or it screams like a f'n girl.
Add a heartfelt ME TOO! It's like having both my girls on RIU, Sunni who walks the line and preserves law and order and my youngster who says exactly what she thinks much to her older sister's chagrin LOL. As for you Hooka, I think of you as the level headed sister I never had. Actually RIU has some really deeply good people on here and I've adopted most of you in my crazy head as the family I would have liked to have had.FP go easy on your flaming self. You aren't the first to be high and post in a stream of consciousness way. . I'm remembering right now some of the shit I've posted on RJJ. Knowing some of the members better now it makes me cringe. We are for the most part a very forgiving bunch.
Yeah!Are you new to WA state? Just curious. Native here. halloween was nastier than most. Usually it just rains or is bitter cold. Last night some nice wind was added. I stayed home surfing for good horror flicks on t.v. WHAT HAPPENED to all the good movies. No Shining, No pshycho, Fell asleep early