tiny penis chat thread

[Yessica...]

 

[ODanksta]

Send all tiny dick pics to yessica..

I'll start

 

[poo bear]

I think you're a alien from Uranus.

possibly, if i had to guess id say Pluto

http://www.space.com/31073-pluto-ice-volcano-mountains-photos.html

 

[tyler.durden]

Ha

Ooooh, you in trouble. Better think twice, Sunni will be up soon...

 

[Yessica...]

Just woke up and ZERO penis pictures…

What the fuck?

I thought we all had something special here?

Pfffffffft.

 

[Yessica...]

LOVE how youtube just keeps on going…these are GOLD!!!!

 

[ZaraBeth420]

I hate little wangers. When I meet a new guy and we finally click, I hate it when I reach down there and have trouble finding a bone. And usually, I have to help guys like that find my vagina as well. Not fun.

 

[mnbvcxza]

you need a woman with small hands.

"HI, im a small penis, my masturbator has small hands, my masturbator says she's never seen such a big penis, she doesn't know she has small hands which is great "





"HI, im small hands, my boyfriend doesn't know i know he's got a small dick and my hands are small, which is great, he pays my bills "

 

[Yessica...]

I hate little wangers. When I meet a new guy and we finally click, I hate it when I reach down there and have trouble finding a bone. And usually, I have to help guys like that find my vagina as well. Not fun.

It’s disappointing, that’s for sure! haha

you need a woman with small hands.

"HI, im a small penis, my masturbator has small hands, my masturbator says she's never seen such a big penis, she doesn't know she has small hands which is great "





"HI, im small hands, my boyfriend doesn't know i know he's got a small dick and my hands are small, which is great, he pays my bills "

hahah you’re so weird! haha

I like it!

 

[mnbvcxza]

It’s disappointing, that’s for sure! haha


hahah you’re so weird! haha

I like it!

please stop calling me weird !! i dont know u, and u certainly don't know me! so pls stop or vag will explode along with the world pls and thx u.

 

[Yessica...]

please stop calling me weird !! i dont know u, and u certainly don't know me! so pls stop or vag will explode along with the world pls and thx u.

Ok fine - I don’t know you.

But you are weird, camman. So am I, it’s fun!

 

[ZaraBeth420]

My ditsy friend who used to work at Tyson's Chicken plant swears they used growth hormone shots to make the chickens bigger. And she claims that one day, someone accidentally stuck their middle finger with a syringe of that stuff. And over the next few weeks, that finger grew a couple inches.

So guys if you have a needle dick, this could be an option for you.

 

[ZaraBeth420]

Either that, or fuck the chickens.

 

[mnbvcxza]

Ok fine - I don’t know you.

But you are weird, camman. So am I, it’s fun!

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what do u class as weird yessica ?

i have 2 arms, 2 legs and a bendy penis ( to the left, can fuck round corners) ...... so what do u class as weird ?

 

[ZaraBeth420]

what do u class as weird yessica ?

i have 2 arms, 2 legs and a bendy penis ( to the left, can fuck round corners) ...... so what do u class as weird ?

Do you sing and dance as well?

 

[Yessica...]

My ditsy friend who used to work at Tyson's Chicken plant swears they used growth hormone shots to make the chickens bigger. And she claims that one day, someone accidentally stuck their middle finger with a syringe of that stuff. And over the next few weeks, that finger grew a couple inches.

So guys if you have a needle dick, this could be an option for you.

Either that, or fuck the chickens.

Bahahahahaha

You are AWESOME!!!

what do u class as weird yessica ?

i have 2 arms, 2 legs and a bendy penis ( to the left, can fuck round corners) ...... so what do u class as weird ?

I don’t know - don’t read into what I say….I’m high and have the flu!

 

[Aeroknow]

 

[ZaraBeth420]

I'll be laughing all day, cause I can't get that song outta my head now!

 

[Yessica...]

I'll be laughing all day, cause I can't get that song outta my head now!

A lovely gift, the gift of laughter…

 

[Yessica...]

you go ahead and report her, i'll fantasize about liking her stem to stern! o-tay?

Ooooh what am I being reported for now?