tiny penis chat thread

ZaraBeth420

ZaraBeth420

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A man goes to the doc. He gets called back to the exam room, and in a few minutes the doc comes in.

Doc: What can I do for you?

Man: I have a bad problem. And I'm ashamed to show you.

Doc: Don't worry, I've seen it all. Relax and show me.

Man: No, it's just too embarrassing. I can't.

Doc: OK son, if you won't show me your problem, I've have other patients I need to see.

Man: OK doc. OK.

{The man drops his pants and shows the doc a thin one incher dick. The doc cracks a smile and is obviously holding back laughter}

Man: I knew you'd laugh doc! It's been swelled up like that for a whole fucking week now!
 
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anzohaze

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ZaraBeth420 said:
I hate little wangers. When I meet a new guy and we finally click, I hate it when I reach down there and have trouble finding a bone. And usually, I have to help guys like that find my vagina as well. Not fun.
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Hahaha. Newb problems get on the band wagon were all ran hard and hung wet here
 
ZaraBeth420

ZaraBeth420

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But back on topic:

I imagine Uncle Frank had a big dick just from the way he was fucking his brother's wife after he ate him. She was loving every inch of length, and his tremendous thickness as well. Hell, I'd have fucked him in a heartbeat. Still would, but he got killed at the end.
 
Alienwidow

Alienwidow

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I thought thered be penises. Let down. But theres creepy people with skin that looks like it would peel off like an orange skin. I approve, but only under the condition that you guys mail me some tiny penises.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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ZaraBeth420 said:
But back on topic:

I imagine Uncle Frank had a big dick just from the way he was fucking his brother's wife after he ate him. She was loving every inch of length, and his tremendous thickness as well. Hell, I'd have fucked him in a heartbeat. Still would, but he got killed at the end.
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Alienwidow said:
I thought thered be penises. Let down. But theres creepy people with skin that looks like it would peel off like an orange skin. I approve, but only under the condition that you guys mail me some tiny penises.
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Zara, meet Alienwidow.

He’s the tits! You two would get along Faaaaaaaamously!
 
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