Growing 2 plants under 3 70w incandescents. How many pounds can I expect?

Mount

Mount

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Extrome said:
You mean clear party cup ;)
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I thought the cup was to pee in.....

oh, never mind, we just pee on the plant...

Wait, I am confused, do I pee on the 100 watt incandescent? Do I pee on the plant or pee on the cup that the plant is in...

Dang it, now I gotta go smoke something so that all of this will make sense..bongsmilie
 
Extrome

Extrome

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Mount said:
I thought the cup was to pee in.....

oh, never mind, we just pee on the plant...

Wait, I am confused, do I pee on the 100 watt incandescent? Do I pee on the plant or pee on the cup that the plant is in...

Dang it, now I gotta go smoke something so that all of this will make sense..bongsmilie
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Don't forget to shit all over the plant too.
 
Mount

Mount

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Extrome said:
Don't forget to shit all over the plant too.
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See I knew I forgot a step.... but I am sure it would have come to me sooner or later since I am going to be sitting there 24/7 until its harvest time. But wait, now I forgot, am I doing this grow indoor or outdoor?
 
TheLemon

TheLemon

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Well dont a lot of people use bat and chicken sh*t as fertilizer?

Anyone willing to try p*ssing in their next water for us to see what happens ???
 
Bbcchance

Bbcchance

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No no no, it's a clear cup filled with straight dog shit, water only with uncut urine and place 2" below your 1000w hps, don't forget to place the seed pointed side up on the very bottom of the cup, this is very important! Make sure there are no holes in the cup so it doesn't dry up on you, when it's time to feed use only miracle grow, nothing else works as good, remember the more the better, the nutes are the food not the lights! Guaranteed pounds per plant!
 
T

THE KONASSURE

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you're all getting it wrong

you need to use homeopathic water take one of them 100l bottles of bloom nutes, get the one that says bloom, cos the one that says Grow if you use that your plant won`t bloom ever that stuff can`t grow buds

So you need to measure out 1ml of pure water and add that to the nutes bottle

There you've just made homeopathic water you just have to utterly soak the plant in that shit for like 60 days and then put it in the toilet to flush then reach into the bowl grab some buds and smoke a joint on the toilet like some italian rasta if anyone says your plants are "burnt" of that your "overfeeding" there just some noob player hating on your kg+ trees........
 
SPLFreak808

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TheLemon said:
Well dont a lot of people use bat and chicken sh*t as fertilizer?

Anyone willing to try p*ssing in their next water for us to see what happens ???
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The plant just gets more nitrogen as long as you dont let the piss sit too long before using it. Organic waste such as bat,chicken and cow shit is pretty much food for microbes to break down. Works the same way nature intended. Just like anything els, too much of one thing will do more harm then good. The thread is based off sarcasm.
 
TheLemon

TheLemon

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I hope you know I was being sarcastic, i don't actually piss, shit and cum on my plants... Although i really want to :leaf::hump:
 
TheLemon

TheLemon

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Bbcchance said:
No no no, it's a clear cup filled with straight dog shit, water only with uncut urine and place 2" below your 1000w hps, don't forget to place the seed pointed side up on the very bottom of the cup, this is very important! Make sure there are no holes in the cup so it doesn't dry up on you, when it's time to feed use only miracle grow, nothing else works as good, remember the more the better, the nutes are the food not the lights! Guaranteed pounds per plant!
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oh man, imagine the smell after its sat under that light for a day urgh...
 
Mount

Mount

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After a couple of tokes of my sour russian this is now finally making sense... I crap in the clear cup, push the seed in, point down, fill it up with piss, sit it under my 2 1000 watt mh that are 2 inches away from the top of the cup. No holes in the cup and when the lights melt the cup around the now rock hard piece of crap that encapsulates the seed, I douse it in miracle grow and then add a couple of 70 watt incandescence bulbs to help make sure it flowers properly and I should get at least a pound. Then I cure it in homeopathic water in my toilet.
 
Bbcchance

Bbcchance

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Mount said:
After a couple of tokes of my sour russian this is now finally making sense... I crap in the clear cup, push the seed in, point down, fill it up with piss, sit it under my 2 1000 watt mh that are 2 inches away from the top of the cup. No holes in the cup and when the lights melt the cup around the now rock hard piece of crap that encapsulates the seed, I douse it in miracle grow and then add a couple of 70 watt incandescence bulbs to help make sure it flowers properly and I should get at least a pound. Then I cure it in homeopathic water in my toilet.
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Yep, that's a fool proof plan!
 
tropicalcannabispatient

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Extrome said:
Thought this was a serious topic and I admit I kinda laughed when I read "how many pounds".

Would have been more funny if you actually had incandescents all around a vegging or even flowering plant just for a pic.

Heh just found a serious (I think) 16 page topic on growing with incandescents.
https://www.rollitup.org/t/100-watt-incandescent.104395/
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uwuajakajak. Ijust reed the first page and this op is retarded as fuck. Wuajakaj
 
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