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Am I Paranoid or my friend is gay?

avillax

Well-Known Member
So I smoked a very strong weed I have and it's the second time I try the bong. Last time I tried durban poison with the bong and felt a bit paranoid as well as more fucked up compared to vaporizing.
This time I detected some paranoia (such as worrying the gas pipes could release gas just for putting some objects next to the pipes) that kind of stuff.

And suddenly my building neighbor and friend tells me on facebook he came back from Hungary and that he has a present for me, his room is downstairs.

He brings some bottles of Ukranian liquor almost empty for me to try and another Hungarian liquor he bought for me as present from Hungary.

He asks me to try it and I tried a bit of the 3 bottles, very little prob less than a shot among all of them.

One of them seems to have a worm and I get scared, he tells me it's cinammon and I find it hard to believe but upon closer look the ukrainian liquor seems to have cinammon sticks instead of worms.

Anyways, for some reason I felt uncomfortable, started to think that he was gay and hitting on me and I acted bored and he said he was gonna leave but I sat on a chair and he then did a bit more conversation and then he asks me if Im "going to sit there and watch me leave?" and then I was like, "oh, thats right" and I opened the door.

Was he hitting on me?
This guy is from Ukraine, does seem like the shy type and didnt seem to have much interest on women though but we thought he was the shy type.

Worst thing, I had given him a few weeks ago the keys to my apartment because I was going to be away for 3 months and said that I needed somebody to clean the apartment in exchange for some bucks and our friendship because I have people airbnb coming.

Now I'm having all of these paranoid thoughts about him hitting on me, and trying to suck me off while I sleep, or installing cameras to spy on me, and even put something in the liquor to drug me and rape me cosby style but I just read on wikipedia that Ukrainian spirits do have spices such as Ukrainian "Horilka"

So what is it? Am I paranoid?
 

so.nice

Well-Known Member
It's obvious that you're a closet homosexual and that these "fears" are just you awakening to these long suppressed urges. It's almost 2016, stop lying to yourself, go live your life and have your neighbor suck you off.
I agree especially since the guy never actually did anything
 

tangerinegreen555

Well-Known Member
So I smoked a very strong weed I have and it's the second time I try the bong. Last time I tried durban poison with the bong and felt a bit paranoid as well as more fucked up compared to vaporizing.
This time I detected some paranoia (such as worrying the gas pipes could release gas just for putting some objects next to the pipes) that kind of stuff.

And suddenly my building neighbor and friend tells me on facebook he came back from Hungary and that he has a present for me, his room is downstairs.

He brings some bottles of Ukranian liquor almost empty for me to try and another Hungarian liquor he bought for me as present from Hungary.

He asks me to try it and I tried a bit of the 3 bottles, very little prob less than a shot among all of them.

One of them seems to have a worm and I get scared, he tells me it's cinammon and I find it hard to believe but upon closer look the ukrainian liquor seems to have cinammon sticks instead of worms.

Anyways, for some reason I felt uncomfortable, started to think that he was gay and hitting on me and I acted bored and he said he was gonna leave but I sat on a chair and he then did a bit more conversation and then he asks me if Im "going to sit there and watch me leave?" and then I was like, "oh, thats right" and I opened the door.

Was he hitting on me?
This guy is from Ukraine, does seem like the shy type and didnt seem to have much interest on women though but we thought he was the shy type.

Worst thing, I had given him a few weeks ago the keys to my apartment because I was going to be away for 3 months and said that I needed somebody to clean the apartment in exchange for some bucks and our friendship because I have people airbnb coming.

Now I'm having all of these paranoid thoughts about him hitting on me, and trying to suck me off while I sleep, or installing cameras to spy on me, and even put something in the liquor to drug me and rape me cosby style but I just read on wikipedia that Ukrainian spirits do have spices such as Ukrainian "Horilka"

So what is it? Am I paranoid?
Is there fracking going on near you?
 

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod
Staff member
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Worst thing, I had given him a few weeks ago the keys to my apartment because I was going to be away for 3 months and said that I needed somebody to clean the apartment in exchange for some bucks and our friendship because I have people airbnb coming.

Now I'm having all of these paranoid thoughts about him hitting on me, and trying to suck me off while I sleep, or installing cameras to spy on me, and even put something in the liquor to drug me and rape me cosby style but I just read on wikipedia that Ukrainian spirits do have spices such as Ukrainian "Horilka"

So what is it? Am I paranoid?
Nope giving him your keys was the secret handshake for you're gay. The only choice you have now is to kill him. It's him or you dude.
 

Downtowntillman

Well-Known Member
Dude, just take out your dick and ask, "Well, what are you waiting for?" From his reaction, you'll definitely be able to tell either way. Please try this and report back with the results...

Video or it didn't happen!! I just found out this morning that people can lie on the Internet so I'm sketchy about everyone now.
 

jacksthc

Well-Known Member
Op its your felling you are worried about, I don't care if any bloke finds me attractive the only problem that would afect me if some 20 year fit girl had a crush on me, because I would want to give her one but I am married and in my 30's and it would feel wrong, but still find it hard to say no. sound like you feel this way about your friend, want him but feel its wrong.

just keep away from him or next time you get really drunk you may wake up next to him.
 
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