Hilarious drama

[Northern Spark]

Here's a bit of humor for all you guys.

So I live in a townhouse with a middle-aged woman and her two children. Its a large house, so I can ignore people/isolate myself when I need to. Anywho, this lady is pretty flighty and what not so plenty of issues have arisen from that. She was fired from her job recently, was unemployed, has found a different job and is now relocating. Mind you she hasn't told her ex that she got fired, but here is the icing to the cake. Despite getting fired, when her ex is here she still puts on her coat and acts like she is going to her old job. Nothing like watching mental illness in action!

 

[420God]

You don't hang out here much, huh?

That's just another day here.

Welcome to RIU!

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Hang a bed sheet in a doorway and cut a small slit in it. Then put your dick through the slit and make her suck it. That's what townhouse doorways are for. Good luck.

 

[Northern Spark]

Hang a bed sheet in a doorway and cut a small slit in it. Then put your dick through the slit and make her suck it. That's what townhouse doorways are for. Good luck.

Eh, she has herpes so I'd rather pass on that one. Sounds like this isn't the first off the wall story you guys have heard though.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Eh, she has herpes so I'd rather pass on that one. Sounds like this isn't the first off the wall story you guys have heard though.

Nope, toke n talk is filled with good tasty morsels.

 

[Northern Spark]

I mean, how much of a dick move would it be to say "hey, she got fired and found a different job in a completely different area of the state?" She's only on the lease for a few more months... god I would love to be the asshole and spill the beans.

This isn't the first time that she has done this. Last time her ex was here she did the same thing, so I talked to her and her response was 'he just isn't privy to that part of my life' whilst he is staying in her home, eating her food etc. She is the kind of person who should not procreate, unfortunately that bridge has already been crossed twice with two different fathers.

 

[Singlemalt]

Speaking of the batshit insane; new guy, meet the archetype

 

[cannabineer]

Speaking of the batshit insane; new guy, meet the archetype

Plus rep.

 

[Singlemalt]

Yessi, just what won't you ceaselessly yammer on and on about?

 

[UncleBuck]

if yessi implodes and takes out the_herban_loser and zarabeth420 (the 13th sock puppet incarnation of tbionejack/wileycoyote/auburn1985/alabamaredneck/kolchak420/h.m. murdoch/too many others to remember) with her, then i am going to treat myself to a nice steak and lobster dinner tonight.

 

[6ohMax]

I'm listening to stevie ray vaughn......caught in the crossfire...stranded.....caught in the crossfire


Have a nice and stoney Friday people!

 

[cannabineer]

This episode sucks; change it

 

[6ohMax]

Oh snap....107.9 pink floyd.....comfortably numb

Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying

 

[curious2garden]

if yessi implodes and takes out the_herban_loser and zarabeth420 (the 13th sock puppet incarnation of tbionejack/wileycoyote/auburn1985/alabamaredneck/kolchak420/h.m. murdoch/too many others to remember) with her, then i am going to treat myself to a nice steak and lobster dinner tonight.

 

[curious2garden]

Yessi, just what won't you ceaselessly yammer on and on about?

Honesty, sanity, humility, compassion, the list is long and distinguished.

 

[cannabineer]

I am going to ...

 

[cannabineer]

Honesty, sanity, humility, compassion, the list is long and distinguished.

And her johnson.

 

[curious2garden]