So fucking depressed

CC Dobbs

Well-Known Member
I just found out my penis is extremely small.
I watched some porn and all the dudes in it had massive massive cockmeat. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this little pencil dong?
Sadly, it is true you do have a very small penis in comparison to the porno actors. I also have a medium to large penis and still can't fell adequate in comparison. To compensate I have had 27 Prince Albert's embedded into my phallus and it now looks like a mace from a medieval war chest. Fucking awesome and impervious to deflation.
 
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