So fucking depressed

[anzohaze]

I just found out my penis is extremely small.
I watched some porn and all the dudes in it had massive massive cockmeat. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this little pencil dong?

Hey man I am sorry man but don't get down just leaves the whoring guys alone and get the smaller holes. ..don't get say bro just remember
Its not how deep you fish but how you wiggle your worn.

You need a good reach around

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Bring a big polish sausage to bed and slip her the meat.

Or bring a big Polish girl to bed and slip her the sausage

 

[Bublonichronic]

you figure it out

It's not the hammer you use its the nail your throwin it at

 

[Hookabelly]

It's not the hammer you use its the nail your throwin it at

It actually is the hammer you use/have

 

[charface]

Your penis was fearfully and wonderfully made by jesus dad, by hand.
He also made women's and men's buttholes exceedingly tight just for you.
Chicks and dudes dig the anal and you will feel like a champ again
Stay up...... Champ!

 

[ebgood]

It actually is the hammer you use/have

Buuut the nail does matter

 

[Hookabelly]

 

[Hookabelly]

Buuut the nail does matter

Only when used as a verb, not a noun or metaphor


puff puff pass

 

[ebgood]

Only when used as a verb, not a noun or metaphor


puff puff pass

Dammit Hooka, u win ok

 

[Bublonichronic]

It actually is the hammer you use/have

That's what a nail would say...jk jk

 

[Hookabelly]

That's what a nail would say...jk jk

LOL You got that right.

 

[fandango]

I just found out my penis is extremely small.
I watched some porn and all the dudes in it had massive massive cockmeat. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this little pencil dong?

Best bet here is to find a lady who fits the small wienie you are packing son.

ps...try to stay away from the gym showers,it will only make you feel sad bro.

 

[Hookabelly]

 

[mr sunshine]

 

[Gary Goodson]

 

[torontoke]

It's ok bushy
Most women don't look or fuck like pornstars either.
Most say they can handle more and wish that their guy lasted longer but it's all bs.
Besides if a woman ever complains it's not big enough just say or your not as tight as your sister.

 

[Aeroknow]

It's not the hammer you use its the nail your throwin it at

It actually is the hammer you use/have

 

[ebgood]

LMFAO. first time i heard this i sent the link to my mom. Talk about funny

 

[whitebb2727]

I just found out my penis is extremely small.
I watched some porn and all the dudes in it had massive massive cockmeat. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this little pencil dong?

I fall around average, maybe a little bigger. Its wide to. Anyways, I used to think mine was small compared to porn meat. I slept around a little. A few girls that had been around the block. I found out that mine is just fine.

More foreplay and learn to use your tongue.

 

[bu$hleaguer]