May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To roll a joint (to roll a joint)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my penis (come take my penis)
We'll walk through Rollitup together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
His big toe are musky , pinky finger sweaty, testicle are salty
There's food on his tidey whiteys already, mother's curry
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to roll a joint,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
And I am, village idiot
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, village idiot
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am
You better smoke a joint
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to roll a joint
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better smoke a joint
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to roll a joint
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
So lets go back
Follow the the dickcheese trail as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through Rollitup
I once used to call home sweet home
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the penis statue now
And when I'm gone, just roll a joint, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my musky big toe
Just know that I'm looking down on you eating
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smoke a joint
And when he's gone, just roll a joint, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his sweaty pinky finger
Just know that he's looking down on you shitting
And he didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smoke a joint in your tidey whiteys.