Great insults to memorize

[meristem]

I'm gonna memorize some funny insults so I can inject meaningless and stupid humor into my normal interactions with people. Got any good ones?

 

[Indagrow]

Ya mother has ninja turtle hands

 

[ttystikk]

Ya mother has ninja turtle hands

The better to get a grip with, boy...

 

[Indagrow]

The better to get a grip with, boy...

Is that a retort because it makes me think of your moms mutant hands wrapped around my...

Great grip hah

 

[Zig-Zag Blue]

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a smarter comeback than what you just said.

 

[rocpilefsj]

Shut your cock holster

 

[ttystikk]

I'd slap you stoopid- but I see someone beat me to it.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

In a battle of wits you are fucking unarmed.

 

[Zig-Zag Blue]

you're about as bright as a black man in a coal mine and he is not smiling.

 

[whitebb2727]

The worst insult is humiliation. I once smacked a man and called him a bitch. He deserved it and cried.





The next time I tried it, the dude hit me so hard with an upper cut I chipped a tooth, bit a hole in my tongue, and broke my nose.

Never underestimate your enemy.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

You're as cool as molten lava

 

[tangerinegreen555]

The worst insult is humiliation. I once smacked a man and called him a bitch. He deserved it and cried.





The next time I tried it, the dude hit me so hard with an upper cut I chipped a tooth, bit a hole in my tongue, and broke my nose.

Never underestimate your enemy.

Or avoid fights...they can only end 2 ways and 1 of them is bad. (And everybody has a gun these days.)

 

[Indagrow]

He's a good shit...if you like shit


He's a great guy...to throw rocks at

 

[ttystikk]

You're such a fool
He shows you tool
Made you drool
Lose your cool
Cry me a pool
Ya greasy stool!

 

[CC Dobbs]

To paraphrase Winston Churchill : Yes I am drunk but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.

 

[torontoke]

You wouldn't realize the truth even if it were on its hands n knees sucking on your tiny cock!

 

[Diabolical666]

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a smarter comeback than what you just said.

my pussy queefs better insults then that

 

[tangerinegreen555]

To paraphrase Winston Churchill : Yes I am drunk but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.

Winston was drunk by 9AM, he would have to say that pretty damn early!

Best speech in history though, 'We shall never surrender'

 

[tangerinegreen555]

my pussy queefs better insults then that

Sounds uncomfortable.,

 

[Zig-Zag Blue]

my pussy queefs better insults then that

Your pussy is like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.