Great insults to memorize
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ricky1lung
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You suck dick for bus fare and still walk home.
Hookabelly
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I know you are but what am I?
ZaraBeth420
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Good guy insult:
Float like a butterfly,
Sting like a bee,
I slept with yo mama,
Now it burns when I pee!!!
Float like a butterfly,
Sting like a bee,
I slept with yo mama,
Now it burns when I pee!!!
ZaraBeth420
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Yo mama's just like the electric company: I ain't paid the bitch in three months.
justugh
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the best insults are targeted to the person u are saying them too .....find that button/issue they have and repeatedly push it until they swing on u
i had brothers growing up .....so insulting and fighting was the daily thing
the best standard default insult is .........Huh your still talking whatever
why is it the best .....it disengages u from the chat and forces them to increase the response if they want to press the issue making them the aggressor....so the fall out from the resulting ending action is lessen for u if not completely removed
it is the set up insult dismissing the person completely acting like they do not exist .......thanks to ego most ppl can not take this and it goes to the ending point fairly quick so u can go on with your day (just rem take the first punch then anything u do after wards is justifiable as long as u stop once the person can no longer fight...no curbing no compound fracture.... dislocating is ok and hyper extending)
i had brothers growing up .....so insulting and fighting was the daily thing
the best standard default insult is .........Huh your still talking whatever
why is it the best .....it disengages u from the chat and forces them to increase the response if they want to press the issue making them the aggressor....so the fall out from the resulting ending action is lessen for u if not completely removed
it is the set up insult dismissing the person completely acting like they do not exist .......thanks to ego most ppl can not take this and it goes to the ending point fairly quick so u can go on with your day (just rem take the first punch then anything u do after wards is justifiable as long as u stop once the person can no longer fight...no curbing no compound fracture.... dislocating is ok and hyper extending)
Bublonichronic
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I slept with your wife
OOBubblesOO
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You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
mr sunshine
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Your dad touched your little brother. Your mom told me last night when I was fucking her pussy, with my dick.
mr sunshine
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That's kinda gay. I would probably laugh and pull my cock out. Then call you a fag for looking at it. Before i explain to you that my name isn't mark.
Steve French
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"Nigger nigger nigger"
Zig-Zag Blue
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A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.
ZaraBeth420
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When a guy brags about how long his dick is, I say its because he hasnt had pussy in so long his dick is growing trying to reach his asshole.
ForRealz
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You're such an anal leakage, failed-abort of an individual, your ashamed-as-fuck Momma is tired of making excuses for your disappointing ass, Mark, like: "He hopes to lose his virginity soon but the doctor diagnosed him with having a micro penis, I call it his baby dick, and that has given him low self-esteem" And "I remember thinking 'this kids really got flare', I mean come to find out his flute teacher was touching his butt and he would beg us for extra lessons" And "You know, it might be partly my fault, I breast fed him until he was in his Eighth grade summer..."
mr sunshine
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For realz?
ForRealz
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Kourtney Love you, Mark, cuz you're such a pathetic failure your own Momma doesnt!