The_Herban_Legend
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lol good shit
Great insults to memorize
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ForRealz
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Ouch, hurtful, haha, anyway, gotta go collect my money from your wifeI suggest you clean up your house and put a little bit of food in your fridge.
vostok
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Been here less than a month
under 100 posts
and only 17 likes
many here will learn from this
but not you..?
ForRealz
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Stalk much? Look, Uncle Creepy, if your below-average intelligence self would take the time to Read...you'd see that 1) this thread is about Insults and 2) my posting to this thread wasn't aimed at any one person until peeps took aim at me... Now, cry elsewhere.
ForRealz
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Furthermore, you must be on paTroll cuz the only comments you made to this thread were like "Wah Wah, curse words" and no Great Insults...sooo Zero Contributions from you towards thread = Trollin' trollin' trollin' keep them Dbags trollin'
a senile fungus
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ForRealz
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Haven't had the time yet, still haven't climbed off your mountain of a Mother, then your sloppy gal beggin' to b next, not sure when I'll b able to get to it...
mr sunshine
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Meltdown!
ZaraBeth420
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You ask "is it bragging if it's true"? I ask "when has a man ever told the TRUTH about his dick"? Give me just one example...
a senile fungus
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You must not know many guys with big dicks like meYou ask "is it bragging if it's true"? I ask "when has a man ever told the TRUTH about his dick"? Give me just one example...
ttystikk
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'Tis not the size of the sea that satisfies, but the motion of the ocean'You ask "is it bragging if it's true"? I ask "when has a man ever told the TRUTH about his dick"? Give me just one example...
tangerinegreen555
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Lol... If you can't get along with the friendly Russian, you can't get along with anybody...
tangerinegreen555
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Big dicks are over rated...
I have a friend who's 6'8...never related to women well, probably tough being that big and not a millionaire athlete...
Went to Vegas one time and bought a hooker as single guys who don't have girlfriends do sometimes...
Paid her, got naked and she saw his dick and offered his cash back or a hand job.
So what good is a dick that big if girls won't fuck it? Always felt bad for that guy.
ForRealz
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Q 1. "Ready for Round 2" is a phrase that:
A) Ms Sunshines' wife will never hear from his limp dick having self.
B) Vostok's Kindergarten teacher said when she informed him he would be held back.
C) Penile Fungus' doctor said to him after his first penile implant was a failure (hence the fungal infection).
D) Jose Aldo never heard last night.
E) All of Above
Correct Answer: E). If you guessed E), well it was pretty obvious but give yourself a star for the day anyway!
A) Ms Sunshines' wife will never hear from his limp dick having self.
B) Vostok's Kindergarten teacher said when she informed him he would be held back.
C) Penile Fungus' doctor said to him after his first penile implant was a failure (hence the fungal infection).
D) Jose Aldo never heard last night.
E) All of Above
Correct Answer: E). If you guessed E), well it was pretty obvious but give yourself a star for the day anyway!
ChingOwn
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I have a small penisYou ask "is it bragging if it's true"? I ask "when has a man ever told the TRUTH about his dick"? Give me just one example...