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[oldtimer54]

I dated my wife's sister .
I had my 15 minutes of fame the day I was born in 1958 being the first baby born that year .
I once took a test drive and kept the car for 2 weeks before calling the dealership and telling them where they could find the car !

 

[Aeroknow]

I attended a (not privately funded) Boys School.

I quit nearly all my A-Levels (pre university exams if you didn't know) twice and kept starting again at different colleges. I ended up with 4 decent enough A-Levels somehow. It took a while though.

I used to go to a lot of Raves, the best being the Exodus parties every other week. I've smoked Exodus Cheese, grown by the Exodus collective, on the Exodus farm with the Exodus Crew.

You know, there may be more than a coincidental connection between those last 2 facts i posted...

 

[dangledo]

I struck out jayson werth in high school, my freshman year.

I threw 88 mph my senior year, 90 in college

I'm 6' with an 80'' reach *left handed

 

[Aeroknow]

One of my really good buddies knocked out Urijah Fabers striking coach in a sanctioned fight.
One of my other really good buddies played 2B for the Angels.
I got hella fucked up at yesterdays riu bbq

 

[ZaraBeth420]

I'm bisexual, currently in a relationship with a woman.

I was on the swim team in high school, and in college for the first year.

I've bungee jumped 3 times in my life.

 

[420God]

~ I've been with 3 women at the same time

~ Use to ride stunt bikes

~ Been in the news more than once

 

[Aeroknow]

I'm good enough
I'm smart enough
People like me

 

[ZaraBeth420]

I got real high in college one night and ate a whole box of Pecan Sandies (cookies) and threw up all night.

I won't eat Pecan Sandies to this day.

Even just seeing a box of Pecan Sandies in the grocery store can make me feel sick to my stomach.

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

I'm an alcoholic and have been since I was 16. I come from a long line of alcoholics it's natural. My parents put me in rehab when I was 16 and sold all my cars I bought cause I had been working since 14. I took my dads car and fucked it up racing and they was scared I was gonna kill myself While in rehab they moved me into bum fucked Egypt so I couldn't go nowhere and get alcohol, weed or pills.

I joined the Marines at 17 to get the fuck out of bum fucked Egypt. I enjoyed my time but smoked regularly and almost got popped on a piss test after seeing Van Halen in 1983 or 4. My bud was scared cause he already been popped once. I was a spit shined boots type of soldier.

I'm the kindest and gentlest man on earth. I abhor violence. I'm awkwardly shy and a bit afraid of females but I do really well with them. I'm also insane and give myself about another year before I have to get treatment. Hope my ex stays single she don't know it yet but she gonna have to come back and take care of me when I go completely insane. I guess I better start working on that ASAP. It's important to always keep the lines of communication open with exes and stay on favorable terms.

Great thread @Pinworm. Brings out the hippy in us all. Peace and love.

 

[Aeroknow]

I'm an alcoholic and have been since I was 16. I come from a long line of alcoholics it's natural. My parents put me in rehab when I was 16 and sold all my cars I bought cause I had been working since 14. I took my dads car and fucked it up racing and they was scared I was gonna kill myself While in rehab they moved me into bum fucked Egypt so I couldn't go nowhere and get alcohol, weed or pills.

I joined the Marines at 17 to get the fuck out of bum fucked Egypt. I enjoyed my time but smoked regularly and almost got popped on a piss test after seeing Van Halen in 1983 or 4. My bud was scared cause he already been popped once. I was a spit shined boots type of soldier.

I'm the kindest and gentlest man on earth. I abhor violence. I'm awkwardly shy and a bit afraid of females but I do really well with them. I'm also insane and give myself about another year before I have to get treatment. Hope my ex stays single she don't know it yet but she gonna have to come back and take care of me when I go completely insane. I guess I better start working on that ASAP. It's important to always keep the lines of communication open with exes and stay on favorable terms.

Great thread @Pinworm. Brings out the hippy in us all. Peace and love.

Did i show you that pic of my 67 camaro after I wrecked it? .35 dui when I was 18. No good!

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

I souped up Vegas. It was just a four banger but, the motor was strong enough I ripped the uni-body frame away from the body and it twisted around. Dad had a stang and I run over a curb on a really twisty road. Yeah. I just ran over a curb but at a very high rate of speed. It fucked up the axels and all the wheels and my dad drove me by there to see the skid marks and I barely missed a tree by a few feet. I drove it home with flats all around. He said we was going to visit family and we did. They had my gigantic uncle strong arm me and forced me into rehab. I was drinking and probably on pills that night I trashed the stang.

 

[ChingOwn]

I worked at Sonic when I was 16 years old and put pubes in a guys burger one time cause he went to the wrong high school.

I own a squatty potty

I have not fully shaved my beard off in over five years.

 

[ChingOwn]

Oh and I actually wrote this song but Lil Troy just stole it and came out with it before I wrote it

Bitch wanna die 'cause she know I caught her lyin'

I met her in a bar outside a little part of Texas
Never know she's sleepin' 'round on me
I found about it one night when we were sexin'
'Cause she accidentally called me Gee
Now you're lyin', fake cryin'
Wanna die 'cause you know you a tramp in my book
Misleadin', steady cheatin'
You run the street and you know you a bitch in my book

Now Lil' Jane, I guess that's what we'll call her
Had all the homies goin' crazy
Had to join a convent, wanted to be a baller
Now, the bitch fuck every guy she see
See you a slut and in the mud and
Havin' fun and you're still a bitch in my book
Trampin', soon you die bitch
And that's why you just a bitch in my book

SLOWED DOWN AND CHOPPED UP FOR YOU Pinnie da Worm

 

[CC Dobbs]

I was born in a manger.

I can see numbers.

Gravity has a lesser effect on me than most people.

 

[Pinworm]

Fucking love you @ChingOwn - you rock my fucking socks, so hard bro....

 

[Indagrow]

Buttholes arnt as tight these days

A bag of toenails can't be good for a vagina

The stuff under your toenails is called grith

Still drunk

 

[whitebb2727]

I got accepted to West Point.

I might have a kid my wife doesn't know about. (I know of three guys doing this chick when she got pregnant.

I actually like the first punch that makes contact in a fight especially if I taste copper.

 

[mr sunshine]

I grow weed.
I'm Mexican
I'm a little rude sometimes


I feel so close to you guys now. It's like we're neighbors or something.

 

[neosapien]

1. I'm a middle child.

2. I got held back in kindergarten.

3. I was the first person in my middle school to get a 10 day out of school suspension.

 

[abe supercro]

I grow weed.
I'm Mexican
I'm a little rude sometimes


I feel so close to you guys now. It's like we're neighbors or something.

Nothing we didn't already know. Dig deeper.