Manic Mondays!

How do you feel about Mondays?

  • Love 'em!

    Votes: 5 15.2%

  • Fucking HATE!

    Votes: 1 3.0%

  • We are really starting to hate you, Tyler. Seriously...

    Votes: 1 3.0%

  • What is this thread about?

    Votes: 7 21.2%

  • I'm Transgender

    Votes: 2 6.1%

  • Unclebuck touched me again, won't someone please do something?

    Votes: 9 27.3%

  • Pinworm

    Votes: 8 24.2%
  • Total voters
    33
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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mr sunshine said:
I want to be like you. How much cash do you make a month? You don't have to answer that. How much weed do you crop every other week?
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At best, I harvest 11 oz. every 2 weeks, but it can be as low as 8 oz. if I'm phoning it in. Perpetual sog, F&D, plants in pots of perlite and rockwool. I get between $350-480 an oz. from a small, discerning clientele made up mostly of musicians, artists, and DJs. It's too fucking easy...
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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curious2garden said:
Take it's temperature, if it's a fever it's prolly the flu if not it's a cold, treat symptomatically
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It finally stopped. It was the warm moist air coming up from Texas. I tried to imagine that each drop was some of Bushleaguer's sweat that he perspired during an unspeakable act.

We used to go fishing at a lodge where the feed into the toilet tank came from the water heater in order to prevent constant toilet sweats. It was a little strange at first but now I think I miss real teabagging.
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Unclebaldrick said:
It finally stopped. It was the warm moist air coming up from Texas. I tried to imagine that each drop was some of Bushleaguer's sweat that he perspired during an unspeakable act.

We used to go fishing at a lodge where the feed into the toilet tank came from the water heater in order to prevent constant toilet sweats. It was a little strange at first but now I think I miss real teabagging.
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It was sweating with anticipation for its occupant...It gets real nervous when it's burrito night at your house.
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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Hookabelly said:
It was sweating with anticipation for its occupant...It gets real nervous when it's burrito night at your house.
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it is never burrito night at our house. Hardly enough days in the week for taco night, gyro night, fondue night, stuffed cabbage night, fish dicks night, kimchi night and Ortolan night
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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wait what? thats real shit

i had to google toilet sweating.. makes sense

never heard of it before lol
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Can't believe no one's posted this yet. I was at this concert, because I got in for free. Song is by Prince, btw. The lead singer is still sexy, such a milf...

 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Yeah, it's Monday, but it less of a Monday than most because it's between xmas and NYE. Here is Chicago we've had the strangest December weather ever: in the 50s and 60s and lots of rain. I'm not complaining, if all this rain were snow, we'd be fucked. Today is the first real winter weather day, snowing/sleeting and very windy accentuating the cold. A couple of people stopped by, but I haven't stepped a foot outside. Instead, I'm in my shorts and shearling slippers, and doing a little plant maintenance while high and a big mug of coffee. It's days just like this that make me so grateful for my chosen grower lifestyle. I wish this site wasn't so fucked up currently, but whatayagonnado? How is YOUR Monday going???
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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atm im watching pixels and smoking a blunt, i have some mad heartburn from too many four locos last night..and my belly isnt very happy with me

sunshine gave me an idea, i think im gonna throw a party today. so in a few hrs i gotta go out and pick up some goodies...liquor, xo's, zannies, coke, pain pillsand maybe something trippy....then i gotta grab some foodage. i have 20 packages of meat im gonna snag from one of my traps.....
gotta love owning a food pantry and a soup kitchen, free :D

next, location... never throw a party at your own crib. youll end up with nuvo and bile all over your couch at best.

other than that. which o just decided on...i have nothing going on today
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Yes, it's Monday again. I slept longer than I intended, but I don't have that much to do. My phone's been acting up, so I set about transferring all the data to a new one via Smart Switch app, but the transfer crapped out on me at 86%! Took over an hour, I hope I don't have to start over again. I think I'll get in a quick workout, then get lifted and clean this place. I spent a lot of hours in the growroom last week sprucing that place up: cleaning all rezes and trays, making a new panda film tent for my mothers, changed out the carbon filters, and most importantly putting new panda film on the windows. I looked up at the windows the week prior and was horrified that there were dozens of pinhole light leaks streaming through from the 1000 watt right up against it. That's poor security, and I would have felt like an asshole sitting in prison because of such a stupid mistake. So, I pretty much have this week off from the grow room. I'm gonna take it easy, and catch up on some reading and binge watch a couple of shows. How's your Monday progressing???
 
abe supercro

abe supercro

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dam Nightcrawler was good for my first noirnetflix picture. a lil of everything in there. wondering what he did to his competitors van when he crawled under it. shld have shown louis automobile shopping; bam, red muscle car haha.
 
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