Is it just me or...

Zig-Zag Blue

Zig-Zag Blue

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There was this horse breeder who wanted to use his prize stallion to breed with some mares, but the stallion was just not feeling it .so the breeder talks with his vet and the vet tells him to "take a towel and wipe it between the mares legs, then put it up to the stallions nose and stand back. So the breeder does as the vet says and sure enough bam the stallion gets a huge erect schlong.The breeder ,laying in bed later that night thinks to himself "im getting up there in age i wonder if this would work with me?" so he slips a towel between his sleeping wife's legs and rubs it on his nose.sure enough he gets a big boner.He jumps outta bed, flicks on the light, wakes up his wife "honey honey check this out"She rolls over and looks at him, looks at the clock and says "you woke me up at 3 in the morning to tell me you had a bloody nose".
 
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