I am the reincarnation of Jesus Christ

[LetsGetCritical]

My real name is Gary Owen Drysdale. That spells God. My date of birth is 1/1/1911. that's a lot of ones and cant be a coincidence. If anything funny happens like I develop superhuman powers., I will post my progress.

 

[LetsGetCritical]

yes. I am 104. get over it sinners

 

[Grandpapy]

Welcome my Hindi brother, The Jesus OG is great! Thanks!

 

[qwizoking]

ah i woke up about 30 min ago (5:06am here) slept wrong or something and my right shoulderblad and ribs dont agree with me breathing. fucking up my morning.

think you could fix it gary owen drysdale? ill be sure to report back to help you gather riu followers

 

[Grandpapy]

ah i woke up about 30 min ago (5:06am here) slept wrong or something and my right shoulderblad and ribs dont agree with me breathing. fucking up my morning.

think you could fix it gary owen drysdale? ill be sure to report back to help you gather riu followers

LOL My left side, no shit!

 

[LetsGetCritical]

ah i woke up about 30 min ago (5:06am here) slept wrong or something and my right shoulderblad and ribs dont agree with me breathing. fucking up my morning.

think you could fix it gary owen drysdale? ill be sure to report back to help you gather riu followers

rub your hands together like mr miyagi and place on sore part. you will be healed instantly. bless

 

[mr sunshine]

Reported to god.

 

[Alienwidow]

Reported to my mom.

 

[justugh]

My real name is Gary Owen Drysdale. That spells God. My date of birth is 1/1/1911. that's a lot of ones and cant be a coincidence. If anything funny happens like I develop superhuman powers., I will post my progress.

nope sorry

the stories all say the same ......shall return not shall be reborn
in the religion itself there is no being reborn .......life u get one shot the idea u come back is not even in it unless u raise from the dead (but that is back in the original form u were on the earth as

the Jesus thing is going to be boom some guy comes back with all kinds of crazy things that match what ppl wrote before but we as a high tech ppl understand as something else
if u think about what the bible said most of the miracles can be done with a Psi skill

 

[justugh]

take it from a crazy man

u are nothing but a crazy man yourself ........your starting to pull a george
if u go down this road i will think all ppl with the G starting name has a jesus complex

 

[woody333333]

take it from a crazy man

u are nothing but a crazy man yourself ........your starting to pull a george
if u go down this road i will think all ppl with the G starting name has a jesus complex

We are all george

 

[justugh]

We are all george

if i thought that i would eat the 12 gauge next to me
edit
or i would work on methods to end all life on the planet as is (and honestly it is possible thanks to the info the internet has )

 

[tk9119]

I'm not a reincarnation of Jesus Christ but when I'm blessing the ladies I do hear a lot of O' God and Jesus Christ!

 

[Indagrow]

I'll be your arch nemesis. girls always say 'what the hell!?' when I'm spreading my satanic seed.. Can't be a coincidence

 

[peacepipe11]

this threads shit.

 

[HeatlessBBQ]

DAESH IS THE ANTI-CHRIST

 

[LetsGetCritical]

if i thought that i would eat the 12 gauge next to me
edit
or i would work on methods to end all life on the planet as is (and honestly it is possible thanks to the info the internet has )

why do you need a 12 gauge beside you, do you have a guilty conscience? Bless you

 

[LetsGetCritical]

this threads shit.

so is that little flat you live in and we could say the same thing about your health and liver Matty Mainliner @sunni @Unclebaldrick but you are still alive and have access to the internet somehow so what can we do? Bless you but you are going to hell with all the other peodophiles Matthew

 

[justugh]

why do you need a 12 gauge beside you, do you have a guilty conscience? Bless you

illegal state and i can rub ppl the wrong (shit goes wrong i am looking at life in prison so i rather burn to death or take them all with me)
plus some of my old contacts are not ppl that should know thousands of dollars in cash is in one place

the gun is to make it quick .........in this house u are never more then a foot away from a blade or a functional sword .......little bit of a weapons freak i like swords and daggers poisons

the rounds are thunder blank then rock salt then armor piercing then explosive then armor piercing then explosive then pepper round then finally flair
i have jugs/bottles of moonshine placed around too 140 proof that is what the flair is for if the explosives do not set them off .... thunderblank is in case goes off by mistake only eardrums damaged rock salt is to brake something near them with out killing (body has to fall inside so they have a choice leave or die ) ..........i picked the shot gun for the ammo choice and the sound of cocking it (that alone can stop the fight) and if i ever had to track someone down i can use doorbreaching rounds be in with in 10 secs

 

[LetsGetCritical]

illegal state and i can rub ppl the wrong (shit goes wrong i am looking at life in prison so i rather burn to death or take them all with me)
plus some of my old contacts are not ppl that should know thousands of dollars in cash is in one place

the gun is to make it quick .........in this house u are never more then a foot away from a blade or a functional sword .......little bit of a weapons freak i like swords and daggers poisons

the rounds are thunder blank then rock salt then armor piercing then explosive then armor piercing then explosive then pepper round then finally flair
i have jugs/bottles of moonshine placed around too 140 proof that is what the flair is for if the explosives do not set them off .... thunderblank is in case goes off by mistake only eardrums damaged rock salt is to brake something near them with out killing (body has to fall inside so they have a choice leave or die ) ..........i picked the shot gun for the ammo choice and the sound of cocking it (that alone can stop the fight

I store all my ill gotten millions in a bank quality safe hidden 60 feet underground in a concrete bunker.