HELP! What do I get my man for Christmas?

justugh

justugh

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lahadaextranjera said:
My bf shaves his armpits (mainly in Summer) and you don't because you don't care what you smell like. Some guys just don't want to smell like tramps, some do.
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look at the french culture ...the ladies do not shave pits

good anti stink stick will do just the same thing with out razor burn or anything else ....then the aftershave and u smell like laundry drier sheets
 
charface

charface

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Hookabelly said:
Yes hobbies,

What about tools? See, I think he's particular, but doesn't want to tell me that...He says it's not important to gift him anything, he's happy blah blah, but I would still like to do something. He's made so many sacrifices for me and our family (why we never exchanged gifts to each other very much). He's so low maintenance I'm lucky EXCEPT at Christmastime.

Can you guys think of anything sort of frivolous that you would like but would never buy for yourselves?

*i'm sounding flakier the more I post here LOL
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dudes love a good dremmel tool.
High quality folding buck knife and sheath
Nice carhart anything
A nice foot rest
binoculars, infared or whatever
Awesome tool belt
Tackle box
magazine subscription
ammo, reloading shit
Nice sharpening stone
car battery charger
nice multi meter
calipers digital
nice boots
rain gear,

zdudes are easy
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Unclebaldrick said:
Not w that avi

;)
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You better know it Uncle B. Now then..


You've been bad and your Mistress will not stand for it.
You need to be punished, don't you?
Answer me louder!
Say yes, MISTRESS!
You're my slave and you'll do what you're told.
Do you understand me?

Until you learn how to be a good slave, you will be punished.
You'll lick my stilettos if I tell you to.
You'll get down on your knees before me if I tell you to.
If you don't perform quickly enough, you will be punished!
Is that understood? Louder!
Yes, MISTRESS!
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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justugh said:
look at the french culture ...the ladies do not shave pits

good anti stink stick will do just the same thing with out razor burn or anything else ....then the aftershave and u smell like laundry drier sheets
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Look at the French culture! Please! Like someone like you could give me a cultural lesson. I could cuss you off in about 4 languages including French. Tu parle pas Francais! Lmao

And you are so misguided that you are probably confusing France with Germany as they had this rep in the 80's.

I think you need to travel and become a bit more worldly. Have you even been to EU?

You have made it quite clear that you don't care what you truly smell like and only freshen up to get laid. Yuk.

Not really in a position to advise others are you? Not when my bf IS getting laid AND is also receiving Xmas presents from his gf.
 
justugh

justugh

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lahadaextranjera said:
Look at the French culture! Please! Like someone like you could give me a cultural lesson. I could cuss you off in about 4 languages including French. Tu parle pas Francais! Lmao

And you are so misguided that you are probably confusing France with Germany as they had this rep in the 80's.

I think you need to travel and become a bit more worldly. Have you even been to EU?

You have made it quite clear that you don't care what you truly smell like and only freshen up to get laid. Yuk.

Not really in a position to advise others are you? Not when my bf IS getting laid AND is also receiving Xmas presents from his gf.
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then good u understand what their concept of smell is to them......that is my point
the only reason men wear the stuff is to attract a lady if the lady likes the smell we stick to it if she likes something else we change ......most of the time it is near the same scent of her father had (if he was a good guy ) if not then that makes whole other set of triggers and actions ......but as a guy and knowing many other guys we go nose blind to own odor unless horrible bad strong

the smell trigger opens the door to memories if the smell is pleasant and linked to good memories makes it easier for the guy to get a opening
they are one of the best cultures that show this ......what they think of body odor ...how that eat food and enjoy wine (smelling then tasting) ....they use their sense of smell more then any other culture i know of

as for go off on me and lecture me please do i love to learn more

edit and i also know that they will use smells to simulate tastes in wine so when u drink it more pronounced ......why the food pairing is so important

o a, not sure but i have heard something of family having a box of bottles with scents that show off what their lands wine that was made .....but i could be wrong on that
 
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lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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justugh said:
then good u understand what their concept of smell is to them......that is my point
the only reason men wear the stuff is to attract a lady if the lady likes the smell we stick to it if she likes something else we change ......most of the time it is near the same scent of her father had (if he was a good guy ) if not then that makes whole other set of triggers and actions ......but as a guy and knowing many other guys we go nose blind to own odor unless horrible bad strong

the smell trigger opens the door to memories if the smell is pleasant and linked to good memories makes it easier for the guy to get a opening
they are one of the best cultures that show this ......what they think of body odor ...how that eat food and enjoy wine (smelling then tasting) ....they use their sense of smell more then any other culture i know of

as for go off on me and lecture me please do i love to learn more
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You are a funny boy. That's all!
 
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