I'm willing to sell my vote!

desert dude

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just going by your track record, cop.

you threatened FDD with federal prison one day, and he got sent off to prison the next day.

why did you study to be a cop at NAPA JC?
Did this thread turn out the way you expected?

LULZ

No need to worry, your secrets are safe with me. Others might not be so kind though. If you weren't such a douche bag, nobody would care. But you are.
 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
Did this thread turn out the way you expected?

LULZ

No need to worry, your secrets are safe with me. Others might not be so kind though. If you weren't such a douche bag, nobody would care. But you are.
a white supremacist cop (you) thinks i am a douchebag.

heavens to betsy, whatever shall i do?

i guess i'll just have to content myself with my nicer house, larger amount of money, and hotter wife.

meanwhile, you can go burn some crosses and wait for a brown person to shoot.

loser.
 

desert dude

Well-Known Member
a white supremacist cop (you) thinks i am a douchebag.

heavens to betsy, whatever shall i do?

i guess i'll just have to content myself with my nicer house, larger amount of money, and hotter wife.

meanwhile, you can go burn some crosses and wait for a brown person to shoot.

loser.
Done for tonight. Sleep tight, Andy.

Kiss your wife for me. Tell her I think she is way too indulgent. She should just cut her losses and drop her college dropout, and start over.

Merry Christmas!
 

UncleBuck

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Done for tonight. Sleep tight, Andy.

Kiss your wife for me. Tell her I think she is way too indulgent. She should just cut her losses and drop her college dropout, and start over.

Merry Christmas!
before you go, make sure to avoid my question about why you studied to be a cop at NAPA JC again, ya fucking rat.
 

desert dude

Well-Known Member
I have several card board boxes full of old T-shirts that I was planning to take to Goodwill. I will trade you those for your votes, Kelly. Most of them are relatively clean, maybe a few stains, and a few small holes.

These T-shirts will be in great demand with global warming. They are quite thin and threadbare so they are perfect for the subtropical climate that will soon be engulfing Colorado.
 

Harrekin

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I have several card board boxes full of old T-shirts that I was planning to take to Goodwill. I will trade you those for your votes, Kelly. Most of them are relatively clean, maybe a few stains, and a few small holes.

These T-shirts will be in great demand with global warming. They are quite thin and threadbare so they are perfect for the subtropical climate that will soon be engulfing Colorado.
Good news for anyone with a fat wife living in Colorado, they'll all be sweating it off soon!
 

UncleBuck

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I have several card board boxes full of old T-shirts that I was planning to take to Goodwill. I will trade you those for your votes, Kelly. Most of them are relatively clean, maybe a few stains, and a few small holes.

These T-shirts will be in great demand with global warming. They are quite thin and threadbare so they are perfect for the subtropical climate that will soon be engulfing Colorado.
Your wife is fat and ugly, cop.

But at least harrekin the raciSt likes ya.
 

desert dude

Well-Known Member
Prime rib, Andy. We are gonna eat in about 1/2 hour. Kids. Grandkids. Christmas with family. Sounds pretty racist, huh?

Love,

George
 

Red1966

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You need to step your game up.
You need to vote at least 4 times in two different states.
Is that 2 times in two states for a total of four or four times in each of two states for a total of eight? Do we get paid for each vote or just one sum for all? Is this taxable income?
 
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