HAPPY FESTIVUS....For the rest of us!

Yessica...

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curious on the 2 day timeframe
My parents leave then. And I have a bunch of lady appointments.

I had a date for new years out of town but life got in the way. So now on the eve of the 30th I will be all dolled up, with no place to go. hahaha

I have some prospects.

Hi, this is not a dating site guys! just a friendly warning, regards.
hahaha you're chirpy this morning.

You can go masterbate over weed pictures in the grow room. Me and my buds are talking about sexy times...
 

bu$hleaguer

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If you want the honest truth, I put them up for sexy time.

Black light and white bedspread, it's fucking awesome. Still waiting for the one though. He has 2 days to reveal himself.

And then I'm just going to have to bang a buddy. hahaha
I thought you found your man before you got le boot like a month ago. Some guy from the swipe right app? He wasn't able to hemorrhage your pink pipes?
 

bu$hleaguer

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It was long distance. Too far. No time. I need easy for now.
I guess that would be the underlying difference between men and women. You've seen "to catch a predator" right? Dudes will travel hours for some tang (or a young boy's anus), equipped with condoms, booze, duct tape, zip ties, etc and women just won't. "He was too far away" lol.
 

Yessica...

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I guess that would be the underlying difference between men and women. You've seen "to catch a predator" right? Dudes will travel hours for some tang (or a young boy's anus), equipped with condoms, booze, duct tape, zip ties, etc and women just won't. "He was too far away" lol.
Oh no, he was not willing to make the drive to Acton.

(from the Burlington Coat factory commercial I watched as a child)

And I couldn't get to him. No time.

So your theory is false. Because he was going to get the gift of Vagini. I think she scared him though. She can be....aggressive.
 
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