Hillary Clinton will tap pant-suit designer Susanna Beverly Hills as her running mate.
King Jong Un will release the first in a series of highly sexual adult novels that will outsell 50 Shades of Grey.
Envious of Colorado's pot revenue, Missouri will legalize meff.
Steve Jobs' reputation will suffer when it is revealed that he was Bill Cosby's drug hook-up.
Sunni's baby will become RIU's youngest ever moderator.
Donald Trump orchestrates a highly leveraged buyout of the Quicken Loans Arena, site of the 2016 Republican Convention and shuts off water, ventilation and electricity when things don't go his way. After the convention, the Arena must be burnt to the ground as a health hazard.
Finshaggy's body will be found by 420god in a roadside snow drift in March.
It will be announced that the next two Star Wars films will each be broken into three films.
Malala will be exposed as a 52 year old male cab driver from Queens.
Steve Harvey will headline Fox's election night coverage.
Jeb Bush will suspend his campaign for President in early December.