you are forced to work at a grocery store for the rest of your life

dead

  • yes

    Votes: 4 36.4%
  • no

    Votes: 7 63.6%

  • Total voters
    11

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
If I was working at a grocery in a beautiful climate, I wouldn't care. You could do THIS everyday:

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And even without - I choose life. Always.

Do you work at a grocery or something?

hahahahahaha. I can't stop calling a grocery store "the grocery". Because of Jizz in my Pants...

 

qwizoking

Well-Known Member
id fuck the shit out of the better looking female workers. get em all hooked on powder and a ballin lifestyle. teach a few to grow and show em what a real g looks like. then have a couple move in with me and add a couple girls to my collection. i would show for work only to distribute drugs and fuck off time, i would always be high and i would continuously get pussy in the freezer. i would smoke or do drugs with my superiors and gain max tenure. i would prbly be moved into management

this all actually happened btw, true story. it just happened in a low end restaurant instead of heb


hey vro dont be mad thats the only job you can get AND females dont want you
 

6ohMax

Well-Known Member
My dad has been in the grocery buisness for 45 yrs....he still works at Wegmans in Pennsylvania. ..he is the receiving manager...basically when trucks come In he stands and watches his subordinates scan them

He also likes to yell at the grocery manager lol
 

6ohMax

Well-Known Member
The problem is I have 14 yrs of active army ....alot of people don't know how to deal with that when they see it...plus I've been through 4 jobs since I been out Oct 2013....

I hate working with dumb mofos

Civilians don't know and understand what a disabled veteran is all about
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
The problem is I have 14 yrs of active army ....alot of people don't know how to deal with that when they see it...plus I've been through 4 jobs since I been out Oct 2013....

I hate working with dumb mofos

Civilians don't know and understand what a disabled veteran is all about
Nope. We don't.

I couldn't even imagine what you've seen.

But at least when you get a job, and move to management - all your employees will be scared shirtless of you because they think you'll snap at any moment. Hahah
 

GrowUrOwnDank

Well-Known Member
Would you rather be dead?
You must be a girl. I lost my virginty for the second time to a college girl when I was 16. I was a bagger and I met her at work. I still love that girl and haven't seen or talked to her in over 30 years. Puppy love is a mofo.

My dad and 2 uncles retired from a grocery store. They all started at the bottom and worked their way up into management. Think about it? Who buys groceries? Divorced soccer moms. It's not that hard to figure these things out bro?
 
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