Cock thread: what do you like to do with your cock?

[Unclebaldrick]

Why not? We might as well feel at home.

 

[BarnBuster]

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I am trying to picture one of these duels in my head. On paper, it seems like it would be erotic but in reality I think it would be fairly awful.

God bless those bachelorette parties for clearly identifying themselves with penis wear. It made it super easy to identify them and get a last shot in at the bride.

Classy shit

 

[bict]

Piss and reproduce minus the reproduction bit.

 

[Grandpapy]

When she let's me, I'll put in her big one, and leave it there till the salty goodness has been sucked out, my firm Cock is now soft and tender and ready for rice or noddles and a touch of Pepper and Celery.

 

[BarnBuster]

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Piss and reproduce minus the reproduction bit.

oh please! you need to treat your cock better.

 

[bict]

oh please! you need to treat your cock better.

I do,I'm terribly sorry cock .

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I do,I'm terribly sorry cock .

take it out for a walk today.

 

[bict]

take it out for a walk today.

I tried, misses said no.

 

[420God]

It's cold out there, stay warm.

 

[BarnBuster]

 

[qwizoking]

im pretty sure its illegal but we have wild chickens that roam the streets. sometimes when im walking my dog and nobodies around ill give her the ok. she a german shepherd doberman mix. i love watching jer bolt off, shell grab the chicken byits neck do this little shake like an old school abuelita, and snaps the chickens neck.
she then carries it to me prancing.
its so adorable




also the sword fight thing..its real, and why i never went into sports. man theres some gay shitvgoin down in thevlocker room

 

[orbo]

 

[anzohaze]

It's cold out there, stay warm.

The chicken neck is to long and skinny and the ball holder is to small. Do they make a big ball short cock one

 

[orbo]

The chicken neck is to long and skinny and the ball holder is to small. Do they make a big ball short cock one

You mean like this?

 

[Unclebaldrick]

you guys are giving roosters a bad name

 

[Unclebaldrick]

They really are a natural for knitwear aren't they. Draping just doesn't do it.

too ostentatious

 

[anzohaze]

You mean like this?
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Fuckin perfect

 

[Gary Goodson]

Is this where all the cool cocks are hanging out these days?