Why today SUCKS

madmaty

madmaty

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So this morning i was taking part in my normal wake n bake normally I smoke a joint but did not have one pre rolled and i just woke up so i grabbed my glass bong off the shelf and started smoking about half way though I went to set it on the dining room table to grab some breakfast and fucking dropped it :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry: It smashed Im so pissed and sad there goes my sweet Julia **Crys** I had that bong for a while and me and her had history together there goes $1000 witch is not what I care about Julia is dead



:joint: This one is for you Julia
 
madmaty

madmaty

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It was a nice Roor witch is why I don't understand why it broke its not a piticularly high fall
 
Florida Girl

Florida Girl

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madmaty said:
I had that bong for a while and me and her had history together there goes $1000 witch is not what I care about Julia is dead

:joint: This one is for you Julia
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Sweet Jesus... you had a $1000 bong? What the fuck was it made out of gold???

This I've got to see... got any old pictures of her? bongsmilie
 
madmaty

madmaty

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I don't have any without me or friends in it in it but here is a pic of the exact same one so you can get an idea
 

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thcheaven

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Damn, I FEEL for ya bro.

But, I do find the fact that we name our bongs and get so attached to be hilarious!
BTW: Mine is named "EVE" Cuz she is the 1st real bong I ever bought "Spectrum", And Yes I am overly protective and would bawl like a baby if anything ever happend to her.
My wife said one day, "I do belive you love EVE more than me", I didn't argue.... lol
I'm gonna rep ya hope that will help ease the pain a lil bt!
 
madmaty

madmaty

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Seamaiden said:
Gorilla Glue! It'll even fill up the bits where you couldn't find all the glass to fit back in. :D
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I would not try to fix it myself however I do have a friend who blows glass So i picked up the pieces and will bring them to her and see if she can do anything with it, maybe she can fix her or melt her down and blow me a new one not sure I am stunned I never thought this would happen
 
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koolhand77

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this is the best thread. brings me to the movie grandma's boy when rob shnieder throws alex's smoking lamp. never drop or throw a bong. I feel for ya man... I can't even smoke out of my 20.00 cheap hooka. got pinched. Sad day for any bong toker.
 
Seamaiden

Seamaiden

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I was brought up by Professor Glue (his day gig is as a doctor, but his passion is GLUE), so I've seen and performed many glue-surgeries in my day. According to Professor Glue, nothing is ever made to actually be repaired, it must be glued. And in this day and age, there is literally a glue for every need.

Some things to remember when messin' with Glue:
Don't touch your fingers together.
Keep your fingers out of your eyes.
Tie your hair back.
Be careful what you set that stick on.
Unplug the glue gun!
Acrylic nail catalyst + cyanoacrylate (Superglue) = some FAST, hard, and hot setting shit I tell you what! Repaired acrylic fish tanks AND my rear fender using that trick. :mrgreen:
 
bleezyg420

bleezyg420

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shes a ripper thats. forsure. You can get the female reblown for around $75. It depends on what broke though.
 
doobiedo

doobiedo

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$1000 bong, my wife would kill me if i bought a $100 bong. i wouldn't even smoke out of a $1000 bong, fraid i would drop it!! wow
 
Florida Girl

Florida Girl

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madmaty said:
It was a Roor/Shiva piece and yes it was about $1000

illy is a very nice piece
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Wow... that's a lot of money for a bong. Most I've ever spent on a bong was $300. Don't picture myself ever spending more then that either.

Anyhow... sorry yours broke... sounds like you had a lot of good memories with her :blsmoke:
 
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