I fucked up and got on match.com and my wife found out.

Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Flaming Pie said:
Do you want a happy fulfilling marriage or just a roommate?

Marriage takes work. Imagine it is like a garden. More attention to the garden will produce a better crop.

To make sure a marriage grows to be healthy, you must feed it with love, kindness, consideration and respect. If neglected, your marriage bed will become full of resentment and bitterness. You need to take the time to tend to your marriage and remove the weeds that are choking out proper growth.
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^^^^^^

THIS! X100




 
Flaming Pie

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Burr head was saying that taking care of his partner was too much work.

That is a selfish statement. Your partner depends on your effort to feel loved and safe. Withholding care and kindness can only harm a relationship.
 
Eltomcat

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Flaming Pie said:
Lol. Tell her to take a shower and if the bed gets messy you will clean it up. That might work.

Ibuprofen helps with cramps but sexual excitement and climax makes cramps go away completely for a bit.

She is either worried about messes or in pain or super tired.

Try this: have her take a shower and put in tampon. Do long foreplay with whatever usually excites her the most. Then remove tampon and continue until she is ready.

As long as it is not a heavy flow day, there shouldn't be much mess. Keep a towel nearby to make sure no mess comes out when you pull out.

Or just tell her to make it up for you the first day she is off her cycle.
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Eww
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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ive always said, as long as its strawberries n cream all systems are a go. plus it wont stain.
if its heavy and mostly blood-little cream lol. there are other orifice(s), through which both parties receive pleasure.
i got lucky, my ex wife had a light period like once a year or less
 
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Bob Zmuda

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Flaming Pie said:
That is selfish and will not lead to happiness.

A loving spouse should not view sex as too much effort. If you view it as such, the other spouse will sense it and feel unappreciated and unloved. Eventually they will resent you and leave you for someone who gives them the love they need.

If they do not leave and you still mistreat them, they will be miserable and make you miserable.

Love takes work. Good sex takes effort.

I hope you grow up and consider other people's needs before you find yourself alone.
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Do all wives nag this much? Yeah. Definitely easier to rub one out. :)
 
hellmutt bones

hellmutt bones

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v.s one said:
Oh do tell.
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Ok so me and my coworkers whent out after work to see another coworker who is also a strippers by night. Now my wife has met her in the past. We've actually hung out at all kinds of events and parties. Me and my co worker have allways had some tension here and there and my wife kinda picked up on that. My wife she kind of allways hinted and shes allways seems to tip toe around the subject very subtle.

But i know my wife for not being confrontational.
So we go out to see our coworker dance and put on a show.. now mind you it was my coworkers so its guys and gals going to see her dance.
So i was like what can go wrong so shes dancing and stuff and she gets off stage and starts grinding on all of us and someone's snap chatting the whole thing. But when she gets to me she goes a bit extra by putting het tits in my face and my face on her muff and ass.
And kisses me on the lips after shes done.

We all had a laugh and i really dint think much of it but everyone at wor has picked up on the sexsuall tension as well. So they send all kinds of snap chats and i have the app on my tablet as well.
So im getting just my part of the dance on snapchat.
So of course my wife sees it and now i had to explain and belive me i never had seen my wife act so fuckin infuriated! She was throwing shit at me and yelling and screaming!
I was like the fuq?? Who tha fuq are u??

So it took all my co workers to send their version of the lap dance and their explanations.
I slept in the basement for 3 days. She still brings that shit up!!
 
JDGreen

JDGreen

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v.s one said:
So the other day I was on the web page of my internet provider. I look and see this smokin hot chick and it says look for singles near you. I thought to myself this is fake. Well I had to make an account to access. My instincts were right a bunch old chicks saying they were twenty not one dime at all. I close the page and go on with business. A couple days later my wife orders me some gear on the net. The next day she asks me if I got a confirmation on my order I tell her I haven't checked. I hand her my phone and say check it . I will be right back. I come home and ask about the order she throws the phone and says ask that slut from match . Com named young nympho to check it. Lol I told her the truth she checked it out and told me I was right, but now it still comes up. Any pointers on how to get out of the dog house?
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Ha. Hahaha Ha Ha. Im so glad people post these things for wen i get bored.

And u guys r hysterical.
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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hellmutt bones said:
Ok so me and my coworkers whent out after work to see another coworker who is also a strippers by night. Now my wife has met her in the past. We've actually hung out at all kinds of events and parties. Me and my co worker have allways had some tension here and there and my wife kinda picked up on that. My wife she kind of allways hinted and shes allways seems to tip toe around the subject very subtle.

But i know my wife for not being confrontational.
So we go out to see our coworker dance and put on a show.. now mind you it was my coworkers so its guys and gals going to see her dance.
So i was like what can go wrong so shes dancing and stuff and she gets off stage and starts grinding on all of us and someone's snap chatting the whole thing. But when she gets to me she goes a bit extra by putting het tits in my face and my face on her muff and ass.
And kisses me on the lips after shes done.

We all had a laugh and i really dint think much of it but everyone at wor has picked up on the sexsuall tension as well. So they send all kinds of snap chats and i have the app on my tablet as well.
So im getting just my part of the dance on snapchat.
So of course my wife sees it and now i had to explain and belive me i never had seen my wife act so fuckin infuriated! She was throwing shit at me and yelling and screaming!
I was like the fuq?? Who tha fuq are u??

So it took all my co workers to send their version of the lap dance and their explanations.
I slept in the basement for 3 days. She still brings that shit up!!
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Yeah. Women expect their men to decline the lapdance.

That was very unprofessional and skanky as hell that she was grinding up on all her coworkers and then to top it off she kisses you.

I'd be pissed too. I bet your wife never wants you to see her outside work ever again.
 
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