1. I apologize in advance for telling the hard truth for the rest of this post.
2. There are no ghosts.
3. There are mermaids. My grandad seen one while in the Navy at sea for months. No one else saw it, but he did. And if my uncle is to be believed, my grandad said he even had sex with the mermaid. But my uncle has been known to exaggerate.
4. There may be aliens. But they probably killed themselves with nuclear weapons or biological weapon viruses or because they refused to vaccinate their children.
5. There is no Santa Claus.
6. There is no Easter Bunny.
Please see #1 above again.