The UK Growers Thread!

GreenJoker

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pics of ya plants will do lad
But don, I've nothing growing at the min.
I've a thread asking advice on strains to grow in the UK and the set up I've made here to grow.
I've always grew in New York.

My last grow was autofem think different (my girlfriends idea) not something I'd grow again, but I just don't like the autos.
I don't have any pictures of them though, I didn't want them at all & still hold that against her.

Looking into strains that would be more suited to the UK, but I've no idea what to go for. When I think I've found one, I see another ten that I'd want.
 

GreenJoker

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If ur near the border I'm a fair bit north of that lol. Aye I don't ask around too much about other growers, seems most others do the same and keep a low profile, to many jealous cunts about that wouldn't think twice on touting u up
This country is crawling with the famous five pound tout, or the fuckers that would rob you.
I personally know a few other guys growing in the US & have seen their set up, but here I'm on my own haha
Yeah I'm down in Armagh lad, your a real northern cunt then hahaha

What are you running at the min master?
I'm currently setting up a 20ft shipping container with 6x 600w hps & 3x exhaust fans
I still have to set up the kingspan around the walls & im ready to rock & roll.
Scary growing at home though.
 

GreenJoker

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I don't understand, where the fuck do you get your shipping containers from. Was looking on ebay, most are going for a grand. Thinking of going round stealing shipping containers for a living now hahah
We've a few of them around here, fireworks & shit years ago.
Way I seen it, it would be perfect.
I've it set inside an empty cattle house, had to use the digger to trail it around.
On paper it seemed much easier :lol:

Hmmm, where are you located lad?
You could pick one up on autotrader or something similar for around £1000.
Might seem steep, but hey that container has 10+ years in it, it's sealed, lockable, movable, etc.

I used a 20ft as apposed to a 40ft, but I'm only planing on growing 12 - 16 plants.
In saying that, I had the luxury of having the room for one.
If it works out, I might introduce a second container for the veg.
 

Mastergrow

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This country is crawling with the famous five pound tout, or the fuckers that would rob you.
I personally know a few other guys growing in the US & have seen their set up, but here I'm on my own haha
Yeah I'm down in Armagh lad, your a real northern cunt then hahaha

What are you running at the min master?
I'm currently setting up a 20ft shipping container with 6x 600w hps & 3x exhaust fans
I still have to set up the kingspan around the walls & im ready to rock & roll.
Scary growing at home though.
I know a few lads from Armagh......sheep shaggers round them parts lol. Just the 3 600s for me, in a room, all hydro...next grow will be 8 gg4 in DWC, just took me cuts last night.
Aye yous fuckin farmers have the proper places for good big ass grows, seen a few get done last few years tho, few lads caught with a bit of personal in their car and they got their gaff searched, just a couple of buried containers out the back lol, gutted
 

Don Gin and Ton

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But don, I've nothing growing at the min.
I've a thread asking advice on strains to grow in the UK and the set up I've made here to grow.
I've always grew in New York.

My last grow was autofem think different (my girlfriends idea) not something I'd grow again, but I just don't like the autos.
I don't have any pictures of them though, I didn't want them at all & still hold that against her.

Looking into strains that would be more suited to the UK, but I've no idea what to go for. When I think I've found one, I see another ten that I'd want.
Thought ya were doing autos?

Divvent drop ya guard cos he seems canny. He'll be gorilla glued to a bog seat next.
 

Pompeygrow

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ive decided im getting rid of this 2x2 veg tent and going to build 600x800x2m for clones and veg once this weather dies down abit
 

GreenJoker

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I know a few lads from Armagh......sheep shaggers round them parts lol. Just the 3 600s for me, in a room, all hydro...next grow will be 8 gg4 in DWC, just took me cuts last night.
Aye yous fuckin farmers have the proper places for good big ass grows, seen a few get done last few years tho, few lads caught with a bit of personal in their car and they got their gaff searched, just a couple of buried containers out the back lol, gutted
Lmao hi you wouldn't be far wrong
What sort of hydro set up do you have? Is it buckets or a tote?
Gorilla glue?? Pleaseeee keep me posted on that one :bigjoint:
Have you ever grown her before lad?

Aye your right lad, it's handier on the farm because you've that many smells you'd never worry about Oder.
But at the same time, around here, it ain't the cops your afraid of :lol: & you know what I mean there haha

I tried burying one!!! Hahaha big problem trying to ventilate her & it was just too moist.
Would of caused more harm than good I thought.

I've lived in the US for years, so it's odd being home to hear of drug finds here & there.
If they found say a few gram in your car, could they search the place?
See we get searched yearly or so by customs over diesel, fags, counterfeit sterling & Euro
But never pot, wouof that be a good enough reason to search?
 

Mastergrow

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Use wilma systems ATM, packing them in and goin rdwc, never grew the glue before so I'm in for a treat I reckon. Aye if growin at ur house I wouldn't carry fuck all about on ye if can help it, just gives the cunts a reason and I've seen it before so they do do it. What you been up to in the us then, what you do?
 

GreenJoker

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@Mastergrow
Usually cheese, the quality varies, but when it's good, it's savage.
Prices change with the quality but half an oz is 140 sterling

Super silver haze - usually pretty good. Very consistant quality.
130 for a half oz.

Home grown - these pop up now and again but are pretty cheap. Always big fat bags from my guy.

Skunk - got it once or twice.
Meant to be pretty cheap my guy said. But not sure of price.

- keggys kush - I've no idea who grew this one, but it's savage! It's a homegrown, tastes a little like some kind of sour with a citrus after taste.
Not around much, but when it is I get as much as I can. Made a deal to get an O for 180 sterling.

The rest I wouldn't mention because it's been dusted or dipped, or coming from what I call "touts in training"


What have you lads got further up?
 

Mastergrow

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Chinese, funk and homegrown lmao. People don't even know what they have and when they think they do it's probly bullshit, I don't be buying round here often enough to really know. Prices kinda vary and hard to get an o of people cos they like to make more in wee bags
 

Lemon king

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Still on the full fat milk then lemonhead? You not ditched that lemon yet and got urself a proper strain?
Nice to see you lot are all still ere.....

The lemons killer.....but I've got a cracking tango pheno of agent orange....very nice....

For me though im guna loose my white virginity and give that family tree a go...

U lott still on exo......whose got steel city blues then....any piky's. ...
 

GreenJoker

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I've a two iws totes in NY, haven't as much room as I'd like.
I've heard GREAT things about the GG lad, two fingers, two toes & two balls crossed for you lad.

This is were it complicates, although it's technically on our ground, it's literally around 50 yards from the boarder, so I thought, if need be, I could drag her down the field & technically it would be the republic, where we purposely let out ground, but we sub let it back. It's so it's not ours, but it is. If that makes sense?

Living the dream my man haha
work as an electrician out there. It's for an Irish company so it's decent enough.
Lived illegally for years, so once I got my green card I come home to see what I'd missed.
You ever been out lad?
There was NY sour diesel around last summer, man that stuff was unreal! I packed a little into a Tynol tube (pain killers in a airtight tube) covered it in hand sanitizer in Newark airport and slipped that bitch in my bag, landed in Belfast & smoked some of the strongest bud I've ever had, going up the M1 lmao
 

Mastergrow

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Sounds complicated but sounds like it would work. Fuck if I lived on a farm I'd be loving it, yous do get it tight down there tho with all that fuel and fags they be smuggling lol.

Never been out mesel, big mortgage tied round my neck so would always have been awkward, livin comfortably enough ATM and bein at home I'm happy, done my share of working long hours away from home, wanna concentrate on my grows a bit more now instead. I know a joiner that worked out there a long time from round your area
 
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