Having sex with your partner in your grow room?

[kalu08]

Ok so it sounds off the wall, and so it may be, but I found myself wondering the effect it would have on marijuana plants if a couple regularly had sex in a grow room. We all know music, talking to a plant, and increases in co2 from human presence can all be beneficial to a plant. Would the endorphins and sexual hormones being experienced and emitted by human intercourse effect plant growth?
I tried googling such experiments but could find nothing on the subject.
Any thoughts?

 

[Bose]

Use protection or you will end up with seeds. Lol

 

[KryptoBud]

Plants would probably get jealous, wanna get laid too and hermy so they could fuck themselves

 

[blackforest]

Always at harvest time...

 

[Bose]

Always at harvest time...

Absoulty at harvest time. Must enjoy the fruits of your labor

 

[70's natureboy]

I hope you don't break too many branches, you could end up decreasing harvest.

 

[Tim Fox]

wait,, wait,, I cant type,, laughing too hard,, OMG,,,, bustin it

 

[kalu08]

Ok guys, the answers of the universe aren't found without crazy questions being posed first, right?

 

[Gary Goodson]

If this grow rooms a-rockin, don't come a-knockin

 

[Tim Fox]

is it just me,, but dang I would be checkin her over for mold spores and or mites thrips, before going into the grow room,, hahahaa

 

[Gary Goodson]

is it just me,, but dang I would be checkin her over for mold spores and or mites thrips, before going into the grow room,, hahahaa

Lmao if she did have pests all that proves is she's cheating on you with another grower lol

 

[kalu08]

is it just me,, but dang I would be checkin her over for mold spores and or mites thrips, before going into the grow room,, hahahaa

Well if I brought an unknown women in my grow room, checking her for carrying plant pests would be the least of my worries. My wife would probably kill the strange woman and worse my plants and make me watch before ending me slowly.

 

[Tim Fox]

Well if I brought an unknown women in my grow room, checking her for carrying plant pests would be the least of my worries. My wife would probably kill the strange woman and worse my plants and make me watch before ending me slowly.

Thats awesome!!

 

[Dr. Who]

Well if I brought an unknown women in my grow room, checking her for carrying plant pests would be the least of my worries. My wife would probably kill the strange woman and worse my plants and make me watch before ending me slowly.

Can you say Lorena Bobbitt or are you paying attention to the dick on that bug?

Ok so it sounds off the wall, and so it may be, but I found myself wondering the effect it would have on marijuana plants if a couple regularly had sex in a grow room. We all know music, talking to a plant, and increases in co2 from human presence can all be beneficial to a plant. Would the endorphins and sexual hormones being experienced and emitted by human intercourse effect plant growth?
I tried googling such experiments but could find nothing on the subject.
Any thoughts?

Spooge on the plants! Makes a great fert as I understand it!!

 

[kalu08]

I guess this is my fault. I asked "any thoughts?" Not, "any scientific thoughts?"

 

[Dr. Who]

This thread is going places already!

 

[Tim Fox]

next day ,, after drunken sex on the plants the night before,, i can hear the inner conversation now,,,, " what is that while shit on my leafs"? " is that mold,, do i have fungus",,,, I NEED TO SPRAY NOW@!!

 

[Dr. Who]

I guess this is my fault. I asked "any thoughts?" Not, "any scientific thoughts?"

I'm waiting for Alienwidow to show up and give you the ol - "Pic's or it didn't happen" line of his!!!!

 

[Tim Fox]

She calls it a panty party...
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leafs are droppy on left plant, over watering,, right plant is having nitrogen problem,,,, LOL,, get outta the way women gotta tend to these plants,,, move move

 

[Dr. Who]

She calls it a panty party...
This one is PG
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And here comes the first set!

Say, she ain't been around anyone growing in Mt. Dew,,,,right?