Having sex with your partner in your grow room?

[Bose]

Op thanks for the post. I don't know bout the rest of you but I needed a good laugh. I was thinking you can have sex during the cure and call that sex on the rocks.

 

[kalu08]

And here comes the first set!

Say, she ain't been around anyone growing in Mt. Dew,,,,right?

Lol. Good tie in to that other crazy thread

 

[kalu08]

Lol my wife just chimed in, "well if there were an orgy in a grow room wouldn't there be a LOT of co2 emmited?"

 

[Alienwidow]

Always at harvest time...

Pics or it didnt happen.............. Btw, your wife is beautiful.

 

[blackforest]

Pics or it didnt happen.............. Btw, your wife is beautiful.

Thanks, I got lucky. She still looks and acts like a 20 yr old lol.

 

[kalu08]

Thanks, I got lucky. She still looks and acts like a 20 yr old lol.

How has this thread gotten so off topic so Damm quickly, especially when I've had a serious post in breeders paradise that only 2 people have replied to? You guys r cray cray

 

[Alienwidow]

How has this thread gotten so off topic so Damm quickly, especially when I've had a serious post in breeders paradise that only 2 people have replied to? You guys r cray cray

Im pretty sure its because we all think your trolling and we heard the sex word. If you want my serious opinion on the question i think your out of your mind. Theres no research to prove banging around any plant makes it do anything except get covered in squirts. A jizz squirt in the soil would make the plant grow, not getting a blowjob in the shade.

 

[rob333]

Ok so it sounds off the wall, and so it may be, but I found myself wondering the effect it would have on marijuana plants if a couple regularly had sex in a grow room. We all know music, talking to a plant, and increases in co2 from human presence can all be beneficial to a plant. Would the endorphins and sexual hormones being experienced and emitted by human intercourse effect plant growth?
I tried googling such experiments but could find nothing on the subject.
Any thoughts?

one word retard

 

[Resinhound]

I imagine all the heavy breathing might raise c02 levels a bit

 

[slyone]

As your core temperatures will inevitably rise from the said act, I would imagine you will both perspire / transpire heavily, which if said perspiration manages to enter the soil / root zone, due to the high levels of salinity within perspiration I would suspect you will start to suffer some form of lockout eventually. Extra CO2 though will always be beneficial of course........??

 

[Joe Blows Trees]

I knew I would learn the true growing secrets here at RIU:

Mountian Dew + Sex in Grow room = About a pound!

 

[Budley Doright]

Shouldn't this thread be in the advanced section?

 

[brimck325]

i can see the plants laughing their buds off when u drop trou.

 

[Budley Doright]

I knew I would learn the true growing secrets here at RIU:

Mountian Dew + Sex in Grow room = About a pound!

Although still up in the air, there are some great defoliation threads as well

 

[DemonTrich]

hope you don't have any males in the room, their balls might be bigger than yours.

 

[slyone]

hope you don't have any males in the room, their balls might be bigger than yours.

FPMSL..... Ain't that the truth