Posts from the toilet

[Pinworm]

hi 420god. one sec, need to finish wiping

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I was looking for this thread the other morning.

It's on the toilet tank lid next to Pin's spiderman comic.

 

[Eltomcat]

Nice I been on the toilet for a while..

 

[Pinworm]

Nice I been on the toilet for a while..

Always wipe front to back. You don't want a bladder infection.

 

[Eltomcat]

Is that why I'm all dischargey?

 

[Pinworm]

 

[Indagrow]

I use the first stall at work under the premise no one else does. Just found dooky on MY seat..who the fuck gets shit on the toilet seat!? I don't think i can ever shoot rope in here again!



Just kidding I'm strong willed

 

[see4]

Who the fuck poops anymore? Everyone takes a shit. Pooping is for dainty bitches.

 

[Diabolical666]

bahahahaaaahaaa

 

[Magic Mike]

I can blow my nose and wipe my ass with the same tissue but it has to be done in that order or it won't work

 

[Indagrow]

If you have a butt chin you can do it with one wipe

 

[Bublonichronic]

I have to wipe left handed cause I fucked my right hand up, this is not as easy as it seems

 

[ruby fruit]

I find a nice shit with sweetcorn kernels present evenly is a sexual kind of experience

 

[.grimple.]

I read about how regularly pooping can make you a better lover sexually. Is that true?

 

[qwizoking]

No, i am or was a heavy opiate user.




Man i was smoming tryna get high takin my morning piss.. but im sick so i started coughing mid stream. I peed everywhere including my foot

Gotta lay off the blunts

 

[fandango]

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This is the thread for those who enjoy a little internets while taking a shit. So, anyone sitting on the throne, pinching a loaf, dropping a deuce, taking a grumpy, backing one out...this is your posting destination. [credit: @a senile fungus]

God dammit Pin...your CR is total poop

 

[.grimple.]

 

[ChingOwn]

I read about how regularly pooping can make you a better lover sexually. Is that true?

It has to be

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I finally shaved the dirty goatee on my ballshelf a few minutes ago. I stared at myself while dropping a big crunchwrap and thought it's time to go.

Nice clean ballshelf now. Who wants to test it out?

 

[a senile fungus]

I finally shaved the dirty goatee on my ballshelf a few minutes ago. I stared at myself while dropping a big crunchwrap and thought it's time to go.

Nice clean ballshelf now. Who wants to test it out?

only if you promise it won't be like sandpaper on my upper lip anymore...