well *insert choice explitive*

mahlye

mahlye

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Just walk into the dorm room on the first day with a good attitude and tell your roommate that think that hiding weed is absurd and childish and you wouldn't dare be caught stashing marijuana within the vicinity of the dorm room. and if he doesn't believe it stay up all night doing homework or something while he's trying to sleep or do thing's that really get on his nerve...he may move out. or you could punch him with brass knuckles.
 
Yeah

Yeah

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Garden Knowm said:
ahahhahaha classic.... great post... great thread...


I say corn hole him... no lube

iloveyou
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I heard blood is a natural lube. I have no experience, but since it is basic I'd say it must be true. Who wants to be my guinea pig?!?!!?!?:twisted:bongsmilie:mrgreen:
 
Bookworm

Bookworm

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Yeah said:
I heard blood is a natural lube. I have no experience, but since it is basic I'd say it must be true. Who wants to be my guinea pig?!?!!?!?:twisted:bongsmilie:mrgreen:
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woah there tiger!

He also said he likes to sleep as much as possible, and I'm more of a "run on as little sleep as possible" guy so I may have a legitimate cause to seek a new roommate as well. can't exactly go to housing and say "my roommate won't let me keep my weed in our room"
 
mahlye

mahlye

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but you can go to housing and say your roommate tried to have sex with you while you were sleeping.
 
Bookworm

Bookworm

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well THANK GOD!

"Hahaha, okay dude. Sounds good, as long as you're completely sure you
won't get caught, I'm okay...what you do with your recreational time
is not my business rofl. Anyway, the flower pot safe is hilarious.

(name)"
 
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