dumping a pagan

[Bublonichronic]

Get a piece of light quartzite or Romanian onyx. If all else fails get a cats eye gem. Maybe a polished soft radiant agate(from the northern hemisphere).

My moms into that shit, she charges gallons of distilled water under the full moon ...we actually just got back from the gem n mineral show in Tucson I got a bad ass piece of moldavite for meditation

 

[zeddd]

lol only been out with one white witch, she was some hot blonde with a great rack, had loasda crystals and salt lamps and a dream catcher above her bed...all the usual shit, but she could suck a golf ball thru a hosepipe and never wore knickers

 

[ODanksta]

@Eltomcat dafug? Lolzzz

 

[ODanksta]

I once jerked off to @Finshaggy 's mom...

 

[charface]

Your best option is to become a high priest and fuck her friends right in front of her.
By the way you can use the old school
I am rubber you are glue spell.

 

[Aeroknow]

Soooooo... my oll lady of 5 years is a full blown pagan which, scary shit. Anyway we aint doing to hot, bypoler trick is always trippen and talking crazy to me so im planning on dipping out. Buuuut she always dropps lil CRAZY pagan threats for what will happen if I leave her, like she is planning on cursing me with a ton of kids, sickness, failure in money and career all kinds of shit. so idk what the fuck to do, lmfao I always end up in the worst situation FML.

My exwifes sister is a pagan witch. The day my ex left me, while i was at work, her sister came back after helping her move and ripped off half my crop. I'm lucky i didn't get busted over it! That pagan BITCH!
Well, a few years later she got some kind of herpesvirus in her eyes. That pagan witch is now a blind pagan witch. Karmas a bitch

 

[srh88]

my moms whole side of her family are pagans.. bunch of crazy meth heads

 

[Eltomcat]

@Eltomcat dafug? Lolzzz

Lol it was late I was stoned as fuck. Made that all up.

 

[charface]

Lol it was late I was stoned as fuck. Made that all up.

Please be so kind as to report yourself.
I'm too disgusted.

 

[6ohMax]

my moms whole side of her family are pagans.. bunch of crazy meth heads

Nuttin wrong wit dat.

 

[srh88]

Nuttin wrong wit dat.

a lot wrong with it when your grandpa gets caught with 49 pounds of ice

 

[6ohMax]

a lot wrong with it when your grandpa gets caught with 49 pounds of ice

That's alot.

 

[BamaBoyBeRolling]

a lot wrong with it when your grandpa gets caught with 49 pounds of ice

thats icing on the cake where I'm from, but shit your pops was deep in huh.I have noticed that to alot of the girls that are pagan tend to be meth heads I guess its all the week-month long tweak seasons, they are famous for getting wild delusions while on those which would cause them to believe in their powers.

 

[oilfield bud]

Update, im almost out. she said she pretty much gets that she needs to get a job so she can support herself and kid, 3 months rent is paid and im just waiting for her to geta job, I eexplained my fear of her crazzy voodoo and me leaving her, she gets it..... sais she wont pull nothin but I have my doubts, I know she is gonna flip shit first time she sees me with anither female. And has been talking an awful lot about something called goofer dust, sounds dumbbut is ssuposed to be some old timy spell that is like supper fucking horible. So plz, say a prayer or chant a chant for me, im gonna need the help lol


FML

 

[abe supercro]

 

[ttystikk]

Time to hook up with a black Caribbean voodoo queen and fight magic with magic!

 

[Eltomcat]

Lol. Fucking gold city.

Update, im almost out. she said she pretty much gets that she needs to get a job so she can support herself and kid, 3 months rent is paid and im just waiting for her to geta job, I eexplained my fear of her crazzy voodoo and me leaving her, she gets it..... sais she wont pull nothin but I have my doubts, I know she is gonna flip shit first time she sees me with anither female. And has been talking an awful lot about something called goofer dust, sounds dumbbut is ssuposed to be some old timy spell that is like supper fucking horible. So plz, say a prayer or chant a chant for me, im gonna need the help lol


FML

 

[Diabolical666]

Time to hook up with a black Caribbean voodoo queen and fight magic with magic!

Word. More like a Haitian hermaphroditic oracle of the dead

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Soooooo... my oll lady of 5 years is a full blown pagan which, scary shit. Anyway we aint doing to hot, bypoler trick is always trippen and talking crazy to me so im planning on dipping out. Buuuut she always dropps lil CRAZY pagan threats for what will happen if I leave her, like she is planning on cursing me with a ton of kids, sickness, failure in money and career all kinds of shit. so idk what the fuck to do, lmfao I always end up in the worst situation FML.

Wait. What?

You don't mean she is in a motorcycle gang?

She's just a pagan? Don't be a pussy. Bail. If the paganism gives her some sort of outlet to "get even" with you, you should consider yourself lucky. It is better than her stealing one of your favorite shirts.

A pagan. LMAO. Just wait until comicon weekend and move out while she's gone.

Trust me... a curse of doom hanging over your head for the rest of your life is way better than getting stomped by the pagans.

 

[MonkeyGrinder]

I'll give you a bit of information that'll fix this whole thing.
She's um how do you put it? Um full of bullshit. All of those people are. They're full of bullshit. They know they're full of bullshit. When a few of them actually get in contact with each other and form a "circle" it's nothing more than a gaggle of retards trying to out bullshit each other.
In other words they're people who are so dull and boring they have to come up with something to make themselves seem/feel special.
I can assure you absolutely nothing at all is going to happen to you other than some mild verbal harassment. Creepy text messages once ever blue moon. Hollow threats and maybe if she's semi ballzy she'll leave some odd shit laying around wherever you move to to seal whatever bullshit curse she's "putting on you". It'll vary and be random as shit cause they can "create their own spells"and crap. Like a circle of bones (I've seen a dumb dumb actually use bones from takeout chicken wings he ate earlier)
My other suggestion is getting a security cam because if she does go full retard with her harassment it'll work in your favor to convince the judge to tell her to gtfo and quit her shenanigans or face some nasty contempt charges.
I have VAST experience with these people due to pre dope growing hobbies.
The shit I've seen/heard.
They're actually a morbid curiosity of mine and it's a huge guilty pleasure to get inside of their heads and figure out what makes them tick (and it ain't much).
And if that doesn't work then tell them you were contacted by -flip through the Dungeons and Dragons Monster Manual and go to the subsection known as fiends, find anything with a CR or hit dice (if old school) rating of 16 or above- and tell them you're a grand vizier or agent of that creature. You're now a glove of the left hand path and their souls will be forfeit should they continue pissing you off.
Fucking neopagans (they were called wiccans in the 90s and 20s, this title insults them now) make me want to punch babies.
Here
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Wicca