No thank God.Okay Ill bite is that shit real as in your house?
I was googling something & that showed up, I was like "What the Fuck".
I'll bet that fucker was LOUD when it went off.
No thank God.Okay Ill bite is that shit real as in your house?
Kitchen StrongNo thank God.
I was googling something & that showed up, I was like "What the Fuck".
I'll bet that fucker was LOUD when it went off.
your joke went over my head sorry i dont get it LOLHave a drink and tell me all about it.
your joke went over my head sorry i dont get it LOL
gotcha!It's a character called the Continental man. It's shot from the point of view of the women he's trying to seduce.
I thought "Boo" was our safe word.I always have time for you, Boo
Are you sure he wasn't just jacking it?Nice day here in Chicago, 55 and sunny. I decided to get out of the house to run some errands, I've been a recluse in the house since Tuesday evening. I drove by my favorite grow shop and what do you know, there's a undercover cop car parked in their driveway. No wonder I saw two cars in front of me almost pull in, then decide to just keep driving. I parked a little more than a block away and walked in the front entrance (cop was parked in back). I picked up a huge bag of perlite, and another of grow cubes and told the counter girl that they had a cop parked in back, and that can't be good for business. She was surprised and told her manager. He just shrugged and stated, 'that sucks, but what can we do?' They asked what he was doing, eating a snack? I replied that he's just sitting there. They put my purchase in two huge, black Hefty bags, and I walked the distance to my car and put them in the trunk. I circled a bit and took a zig zag route to be sure I wasn't being followed, and I ran a few more errands before returning home just to be sure. Just amazing how lazy these fucks are, and they have no qualms about fucking up a local, tax paying business' traffic. Violent crime everywhere here, and they expend resources at a brew and grow shop. I suppose it's easier than confronting criminals. Be careful out there people, fucking pigs...
I don't know about him but I just did. In the bathroom while the ol lady planted roses.Are you sure he wasn't just jacking it?
That's because you have little sausage fingers.Joints are much less of a pain in the ass to roll than blunts. I just started rolling them this morning and they are much less stressful.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.Nice day here in Chicago, 55 and sunny. I decided to get out of the house to run some errands, I've been a recluse in the house since Tuesday evening. I drove by my favorite grow shop and what do you know, there's a undercover cop car parked in their driveway. No wonder I saw two cars in front of me almost pull in, then decide to just keep driving. I parked a little more than a block away and walked in the front entrance (cop was parked in back). I picked up a huge bag of perlite, and another of grow cubes and told the counter girl that they had a cop parked in back, and that can't be good for business. She was surprised and told her manager. He just shrugged and stated, 'that sucks, but what can we do?' They asked what he was doing, eating a snack? I replied that he's just sitting there. They put my purchase in two huge, black Hefty bags, and I walked the distance to my car and put them in the trunk. I circled a bit and took a zig zag route to be sure I wasn't being followed, and I ran a few more errands before returning home just to be sure. Just amazing how lazy these fucks are, and they have no qualms about fucking up a local, tax paying business' traffic. Violent crime everywhere here, and they expend resources at a brew and grow shop. I suppose it's easier than confronting criminals. Be careful out there people, fucking pigs...
They wouldn't have to follow you long, just get your plate then they have all your info ...Nice day here in Chicago, 55 and sunny. I decided to get out of the house to run some errands, I've been a recluse in the house since Tuesday evening. I drove by my favorite grow shop and what do you know, there's a undercover cop car parked in their driveway. No wonder I saw two cars in front of me almost pull in, then decide to just keep driving. I parked a little more than a block away and walked in the front entrance (cop was parked in back). I picked up a huge bag of perlite, and another of grow cubes and told the counter girl that they had a cop parked in back, and that can't be good for business. She was surprised and told her manager. He just shrugged and stated, 'that sucks, but what can we do?' They asked what he was doing, eating a snack? I replied that he's just sitting there. They put my purchase in two huge, black Hefty bags, and I walked the distance to my car and put them in the trunk. I circled a bit and took a zig zag route to be sure I wasn't being followed, and I ran a few more errands before returning home just to be sure. Just amazing how lazy these fucks are, and they have no qualms about fucking up a local, tax paying business' traffic. Violent crime everywhere here, and they expend resources at a brew and grow shop. I suppose it's easier than confronting criminals. Be careful out there people, fucking pigs...
Right. The zig-zagging was just an extra precaution in case he saw me pull off, but didn't catch my plate. It's more psychologically soothing than effective, I'm sureThey wouldn't have to follow you long, just get your plate then they have all your info ...
Well then zig zag your little heart outRight. The zig-zagging was just an extra precaution in case he saw me pull off, but didn't catch my plate. It's more psychologically soothing than effective, I'm sure