The life of an illegal grower

CallinCarRamRod

CallinCarRamRod

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Yea. I feel ya. I asked my best friend whose in construction to help me design a room, he was all "can I get 50$ zips". Bitch no. Get the hell out. This shit takes 4 months average an hr a day maintenance, and 10hrs trimming. Not to mention, electric, commodities, par
Chunky Stool said:
Depends on your "friends". I have found that some people expect me to always be the guy with free joints. Well, thanks to russet mites I lost 90% of my yield & I'll be lucky to have enough to get by. On guy even described my weed as "pretty damn good for free herb". Free? You've got to be kidding! What's gonna happen when sugar daddy doesn't share...?
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I don't like people!e like that. Take care of them a couple times and they expect this to be the norm.
 
ttystikk

ttystikk

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Chunky Stool said:
Depends on your "friends". I have found that some people expect me to always be the guy with free joints. Well, thanks to russet mites I lost 90% of my yield & I'll be lucky to have enough to get by. On guy even described my weed as "pretty damn good for free herb". Free? You've got to be kidding! What's gonna happen when sugar daddy doesn't share...?
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I think it's time they found out. My friends are happy to take care of me.
 
bluntmassa1

bluntmassa1

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CallinCarRamRod said:
I think the worst part of growing in an illegal state is not being able to tell your friends that the insanely awesome weed they just smoked came out of your garage.
But at the same time, that feeling of knowing you create better smoke than most of what's out there,(in my area) and all your friends still talk about that crazy strain they "had" the last time i harvested. it makes you feel good....

No it doesn't. It fucking sucks. I just wanna tell everyone "Hey I fucking made this"!!!! Not to sound concieted, but I just wish I could tell somebody.

Growing cannabis is freaking awesome. Anyone can do it, but it takes knowledge, love, and time to create something truly awesome.

I mean, to think of all the people that probably grow within 15 miles of me would have some awesome knowledge and shit to share, have some bbqs amd smoke up together while comparing grows.but no, its illegal here.

But on the flip side, I just pulled 1.25lbs
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Tltr
Don't be lazy, take the time to read it
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If you can't brag to your friends they ain't friends but most my friends are dead, in prison or on probation but if you ain't solid you ain't my friend and I don't mind giving discounts for friends what are friends for? They double their money and I pay out of pocket for expenses and don't try to Jew me cause they make more money except for smoking weed for free but even that comes out of my profit.
 
CallinCarRamRod

CallinCarRamRod

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ttystikk said:
Cuz barbie is a shallow, materialistic self centered bitch who spends all her time in front of the mirror and fucks like she read the wiki on it.

I want women with character!
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But hookjers truly understand us. In my experience their give a shit button runs out the second your card gets declined.
 
CallinCarRamRod

CallinCarRamRod

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Thug life. I bough onne of those vaccum chambers but never used it. The few times I did it didn't seem to cmaoe a difference
potweed420 said:
we would open a sealed container and it would all overflow and bubble out everywhere, we were all college roomates so it's funny that we all met each other trying to learn and improve ourselves and all we got was substantial loss of brain function permenantly and possibly future heart problems
THUG LIFE
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potweed420

potweed420

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CallinCarRamRod said:
Thug life. I bough onne of those vaccum chambers but never used it. The few times I did it didn't seem to cmaoe a difference
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im saying mine didn't either, we just scraped it right after blasting! canned that shit up. this sealed the pressure as it naturally purged, and then when i opened the container it took on a mind of it's own and climbed out onto my hand.............which i promptly wiped onto the bowl and told my friend's "nah man it's cool, that happens all the time...it's supposed to do that!"
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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CallinCarRamRod said:
I think the worst part of growing in an illegal state is not being able to tell your friends that the insanely awesome weed they just smoked came out of your garage.
But at the same time, that feeling of knowing you create better smoke than most of what's out there,(in my area) and all your friends still talk about that crazy strain they "had" the last time i harvested. it makes you feel good....

No it doesn't. It fucking sucks. I just wanna tell everyone "Hey I fucking made this"!!!! Not to sound concieted, but I just wish I could tell somebody.

Growing cannabis is freaking awesome. Anyone can do it, but it takes knowledge, love, and time to create something truly awesome.

I mean, to think of all the people that probably grow within 15 miles of me would have some awesome knowledge and shit to share, have some bbqs amd smoke up together while comparing grows.but no, its illegal here.

But on the flip side, I just pulled 1.25lbs
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Tltr
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Great post. I hear you, bro. I live in Chicago, and no one knows I grow but you guys. I am SO grateful to have this place to vent/share/brag, or I don't think I'd be able to stand it. My shit is the best around, too. It is such a great feeling. I've got custies that drive an hour to buy my shit instead of buying local dank. I wouldn't, but it's amazing to watch them do it. "Where do you get this shit?" "Best bud in the city..." I'm greedy as fuck, I milk every dollar that I can and I sleep like a baby. To me, this is business, not friend shit. I'll hang with you, buy some rounds, smoke everyone up for free when we go out, but you're gonna pay the same as anyone else. I'm taking a huge fucking risk and putting more hours into this than anything else I do. My friends know I deal, and no one has ever expected a price break. But, I'd love to commiserate with other growers irl, and to tell people I grew that amazing herb. But, it is what it is. Still a pretty sweet life...
 
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