I'm the calmest person I know.
Back in highschool, we would always go to a kids house at lunch and smoke up. The guy had the dopest bong too. It hit easy but it would fuck you hard. I took like 10 hits and everyone was like. Man, just skip class you're going to get busted so hard. I was just telling them to chill out and I just go to school (Had computer science bahaha, (nerd)) I just sit there, staring at the monitor playing games (that's all I did basically the other times too, 'cept passed with a 92 :\) I never got caught. I think I'm too chill.. One time we snuck out of a friends house and blazed on top of a school roof. His parents phoned and told him to get his ass home. The two guys were just like tripping. 'Fuck man, they're so going to know we're high' I'm just walking back laughing going 'This is unreal man, this is some awesome weed! Lets go blaze another few bowls'
Anyway's I'm not paranoid at all.