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[bu$hleaguer]

Fuck drug tests. Whip your dick out and piss all over their floor. Walk out like you own the place. Film it for YouTube. Start a movement. Go viral. Post the link here. Easy as piss.

 

[A-Smoking-Parrot]

Drink lots of water, eat red meat or take creatine pills, and take B-vitamins. Pee before you take the test to reduce the amount of buildup overnight. Get it into the cup mid-stream. You might be able to sneak by with dilution, but if you use it often you're probably fucked.

 

[Theghost777]

It's a Walmart interview

All the more reasons to get synthetic. Sold at your local smoke shop. But that's if you're looking for something that works

 

[Singlemalt]

 

[Trousers]

Cinema buffs will notice that the pool and veranda used in the Cars iconic hit video "Magic" is the same pool and veranda from the hit movie _______________

 

[Trousers]

Nice I figured it out. Now I can go to bed.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Cinema buffs will notice that the pool and veranda used in the Cars iconic hit video "Magic" is the same pool and veranda from the hit movie _______________

Phoebe POV

 

[Unclebaldrick]

ive been working since i could hold a sin card in canada (15) they dont DT unless its like police , school bus driver, social worker, that kinda shit
but i always knew usa did for like everything and understand why too

Canadians need a card to sin? Down here it is a civil right (7th Amendment if you are studying). Because we have Pinworm; he washes away all our sins.

 

[srh88]

Cinema buffs will notice that the pool and veranda used in the Cars iconic hit video "Magic" is the same pool and veranda from the hit movie _______________

 

[sunni]

Canadians need a card to sin? Down here it is a civil right (7th Amendment if you are studying). Because we have Pinworm; he washes away all our sins.

Haha social insurance number your equivalent is a social security number

 

[thebonzaseedbank]

At least its not a hair test. You would be really screwed.

 

[A-Smoking-Parrot]

At least its not a hair test. You would be really screwed.

Hair tests are bullshit. Tried to relocate to GA last year via a job offer for my boyfriend. Didn't learn until like, 2 weeks before the start date that there would be a drug test (or he didn't read the paperwork well), and they definitely didn't mention which kind it would be. I spent like a week figuring out ways he could pass it, and then we got the test in the mail... He'd only been drug-free for a month in preparation, so there was no chance of passing since they look 3 months back. Fucked us up real good because he'd already put in his notice. Pre-employment screening is unfair and hair tests are unjustifiably harsh. Even if he'd had a med card we still would've been fucked because cards aren't good between states.

 

[Trousers]

srh88 is smart

That was a p good movie

Dance!
Now Moonwalk!
I hate that shit!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

srh88 is smart

That was a p good movie

Dance!
Now Moonwalk!
I hate that shit!

Its not also the pool from Ridgemont High?

Ok, fine. But I would have rather been in the other one.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Blind Date WAS a good one. HAAALF???

OP, seriously, this works for me. I jerk off in the cup with the pee. If it comes back positive you tell them your GF (orBF) gave you a BJ in the parking lot right after taking a few hits of her medical weed.

 

[Trousers]

different pool for fast times

yanked it so many times to the thought of Phoebe getting out of the pool

 

[bbyb420]

drink a lot of water. Atleast a gallon a day (not in one sitting, sip it throughout the day) that worked for me. Works better than any "detox drink" but 1 week is cutting it close. 50% chance ur fucked.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Walmart drug tests???