Official 2017 Pinworm Countdown thread.

[Singlemalt]

My "dick" is out getting me my supper. Just like you'd be doing if you were my "dick".

Me and you just got off on the wrong foot, I think. Let me be the first to extend my hand of friendship. Will you accept?

You dumped the chick?

 

[tyler.durden]

That's another thing about the chick pic you posted, that clearly was not a young woman in yoga shape. That looked like someone's middle aged mom, kinda droopy with no muscle tone. I would have chosen a more athletic girl to hold my sign, but that's probably a tall order and would have cost some $...

 

[ZaraBeth420]

That's another thing about the chick pic you posted, that clearly was not a young woman in yoga shape. That looked like someone's middle aged mom, kinda droopy with no muscle tone. I would have chosen a more athletic girl to hold my sign, but that's probably a tall order and would have cost some $...

Keep trying Ty. Even a blind Secretary of Penis sometimes finds a hickory nut.

Are you sure you could find your dick if I told you it was between your legs?

 

[Singlemalt]

Zara, when did you dump the girlfriend?

 

[Singlemalt]

Who's the "dick" getting your dinner? Where did you meet him?

 

[dangledo]

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Who's the "dick" getting your dinner? Where did you meet him?

egli giace come un bastardo

 

[Singlemalt]

egli giace come un bastardo

Naturalmente, mi piace loro trappola

 

[LargeMarge]

zarabetch, can I call you that? ok, great! hey zarabetch you either have to be tbone jack or youre sucking tbone's jack? which is it? because that is the same grow room

zara liked this post...what a tard.

 

[Diabolical666]

zara liked this post...what a tard.

Tbone will go delete all his posts now

 

[LargeMarge]

Tbone will go delete all his posts now

T bone should delete himself.

 

[dangledo]

Identical grow rooms, including a fucking baby pool. its not even a question...

 

[ZaraBeth420]

Identical grow rooms, including a fucking baby pool. its not even a question...

The only question is how could you be so stuck on being wrong about who I am?

 

[ZaraBeth420]

T bone should delete himself.

delete [] TBoneJack;

There, I did it.

 

[ZaraBeth420]

Who's the "dick" getting your dinner? Where did you meet him?

My guy is getting me extra spicy Mongolian Chicken from a great restaurant. I met him in college.

 

[dangledo]

The only question is how could you be so stuck on being wrong about who I am?

only question is how long until you punch yourself out? socks run out of steam once discovered, even if you give it a good run, they always do.

 

[LargeMarge]

Shut up Pinworm.

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Pinworm...? If only .

 

[Diabolical666]

Pinworm...? If only .

I got accused of being Pinworm once, I felt honored

 

[ZaraBeth420]

only question is how long until you punch yourself out? socks run out of steam once discovered, even if you give it a good run, they always do.

But I'm not a sock.

 

[UncleBuck]

My guy is getting me extra spicy Mongolian Chicken from a great restaurant. I met him in college.

this is hilarious.

5 star thread.

would read again, would recommend to friends and family.