- Chapter 1:
A month or so ago, ODank left a comment on a website or something. A Filipino woman got it touch with him after reading the comment. They strike up a conversation on TwitFace messenger and fall in love. He starts a thread suggesting he's going to move to the Philippines and asks for advice. He invites her to create an account on RIU and read/comment on the responses.
- Chapter 2:
ODank commits to visiting her in the Philippines (she's currently a migrant worker in Qatar, sending her salary home to her kid/family back home), bringing her to the States, and paying all her bills so she can continue to send her earnings back home. He's advised by some to go for it, and to be weary of 'the long con' by others. He thanks some for their help, loses his temper with others. He has some drinks, demands respect.
- Chapter 3:
ODank puts himself on a RIU timeout, asks mods to close his thread.
Concurrently:
Tbone continues to masquerade as a female yoga instructor, insisting he's really his wife.
Back up to speed.