How to keep pee warm for a drug tes(I am a female)! HELP

Eltomcat

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No, seriously, though. They're doing it wrong. Or you are gay. Those are just the only 2 possibilities.
Maybe I am gay. Jk don't know I've even tried masturbating and doing a cum shot no luck.

Tbone please blow me!! I did have a gay dude offer a blow job, he said he knew all the right spots. I kindly declined. Fml
 

RainbowBrite86

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I am going with both. They are doing it wrong because he is gay. I would be pissed off too if I were a girl and my boyfriend were gay. Who knows where it has been?
That happened to a friend of mine. I met her fiance, and I was like sweet pea...he's gay...and she was all "No he's not! Ok, one time, he had this really horrible gf, and so he let a guy suck his dick. But that was just because he was tired of hearing her." No. He was tired of fucking her. Because she was a female. Straight guys don't just go get their dicks sucked by men because they're angry. They would go get it sucked by a woman lol.
 

srh88

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That happened to a friend of mine. I met her fiance, and I was like sweet pea...he's gay...and she was all "No he's not! Ok, one time, he had this really horrible gf, and so he let a guy suck his dick. But that was just because he was tired of hearing her." No. He was tired of fucking her. Because she was a female. Straight guys don't just go get their dicks sucked by men because they're angry. They would go get it sucked by a woman lol.
I'm angry.. Want to come over?
 

TG123456

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Hello i'm a female with really big boobs. My best friend is going to pee for me and I was going to drive straight to the testing center (15 minutes away). In the meantime i was going to store it in my boobs with a sweater and my "the north face" (very thick coat). Do you guys think that's enough to keep the temperature. I keep seeing things about hand warmers and microwaves but i'm getting the pee right out of her body and going straight to the testing center.
 

dstroy

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Hello i'm a female with really big boobs. My best friend is going to pee for me and I was going to drive straight to the testing center (15 minutes away). In the meantime i was going to store it in my boobs with a sweater and my "the north face" (very thick coat). Do you guys think that's enough to keep the temperature. I keep seeing things about hand warmers and microwaves but i'm getting the pee right out of her body and going straight to the testing center.
put it in a catheter bag

or hold it in your mouth
 

Indacouch

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Hello i'm a female with really big boobs. My best friend is going to pee for me and I was going to drive straight to the testing center (15 minutes away). In the meantime i was going to store it in my boobs with a sweater and my "the north face" (very thick coat). Do you guys think that's enough to keep the temperature. I keep seeing things about hand warmers and microwaves but i'm getting the pee right out of her body and going straight to the testing center.
If you have to wait in the testing facility it may cool down to much. I used to stick my bottle in a thermos filled with the hottest my tap water would get .....then 5 minutes before getting to the test, I'd tuck the small bottle under my nuts .....under your breast should be good if their big enough to cover sample bottle on both sides .....I never had an issue .....But hopefully they don't watch you give your sample .....GL


You're good for around 45 minutes of good testing temps using that method I mentioned above ......GL
 
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