cannabitch
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omfg fdd! lmao. NASTY.
Is Carrot Top Gay?
- Thread starter NewGrowth
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imtylerdammit
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Why would anybody think this man was gay?
Possibly his idol?
mastakoosh
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now you gotta post this so i will be baked out and paranoid. every time the wind blows tonight i will picture the ginger terminator creeping up my steps.
mastakoosh
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here is what everyone really wants to see.
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cannabitch
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I wonder if Chris Angel does his makeup? 
Wikidbchofthewst
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I remember when Carrot Top did the 1 800 C-A-L-L-A-T-T commercials...
Chris Angel irritates me. What is this mind freak nonsense? He's an illusionist....some of the people on his show frighten me with how serious they take him.
Chris Angel irritates me. What is this mind freak nonsense? He's an illusionist....some of the people on his show frighten me with how serious they take him.
Johnnyorganic
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Wow. I have not heard the name Carrot Top since college. That was a while back.
It's good to see he's getting work.
The gay thing is unimportant.
It's good to see he's getting work.
The gay thing is unimportant.
NewGrowth
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How could you say that Johnny!!!??? I might be writing my thesis on whether or not carrot top is gay! This is one of the worlds greatest mysteries here!! This has been very important to me for the past week I have been getting baked and trying to figure out if he is gay. I have asked all my friends, I even broke it off with a girl I'm dating, I told her I needed to devote more time to my research into carrot top
And as far as him cutting his fro there is no way he would look normal I mean the guy wears eye liner and with all the plastic surgery his face alone can scare small children and the occasional grown man!.
JustAnotherFriedDay
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Haha, are you being sarcastic? Did you really break it off with a girl you were dating for the sole reason of finding out that Carrot Top is gay?How could you say that Johnny!!!??? I might be writing my thesis on whether or not carrot top is gay! This is one of the worlds greatest mysteries here!! This has been very important to me for the past week I have been getting baked and trying to figure out if he is gay. I have asked all my friends, I even broke it off with a girl I'm dating, I told her I needed to devote more time to my research into carrot top
And as far as him cutting his fro there is no way he would look normal I mean the guy wears eye liner and with all the plastic surgery his face alone can scare small children and the occasional grown man!.
HoppusTheCaveman
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upon close inspection....I have determined that Carrot Top is actually part of that cake...the icing is practically slipping off his face!!
he has really nice hair though....nice, shiny, locky locks....good hair
and did he get all big and huff n' tuff after he got rocked by that guy in the face by someone in some comedy club?
Stoney McFried
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Oh...gawd...he's naked.....there goes breakfast.
Kludge
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No, he's not gay. I've met him a few times and he's actually a really, really nice guy. He looks like a freak with all that plastic surgury he did to his face but I wouldn't dare say it to his face because the guy is like a walking muscle. He could kick my ass without even breaking a sweat.
Stoney McFried
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past present and future
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berbonber
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nah man hes more like a walking water balloon judging by all the 'roids hes clearly done
+rep for the mask picture for you stoney
NewGrowth
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Well she was playing games with me and i don't like that but the reason I gave her was carrot top research
extracrispy90
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Is carrot top gay???.....hmmm I would say increasingly everyday
Me being a red head and part of a dieing breed I think im going to have to have like 20 kids just so my genes can repopulate the redhead race and eventually super cede this freaks
Me being a red head and part of a dieing breed I think im going to have to have like 20 kids just so my genes can repopulate the redhead race and eventually super cede this freaks
Kludge
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Well let's get started on those 20 kids. Oh, wait, you're probably a dude... never mind ;p
mane2008
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he fruity as a bitch no doubt.
Stoney McFried
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Not all read headed chicks are hot.There was one in my school that looked a lot like carrot top before plastic sugery, only she had so many freckles they had nearly merged into one.