Roast chicken and tatas?Satifying is when you return from the gym to find that your partner has just bought a whole roast chicken with patatas bravas.
Lol @ no wiper.When you know there's one last tiny piece of poo stuck to your anal rim. It's hangs in the balance somehow defying gravity. You start to get nervous cause that tiny piece is gonna make it a 10-wiper but you're low on the squares.
Then it suddenly detaches and makes an ever-so-delicate ripple in the waters below. 10- wiper has turned to a no wiper.
Satisfying.