Hello my cunt was hacked

[Gary Goodson]

I got shitfaced and showed my ass...


Sorry everyone.


Now I'm drinking a Bloody Mary and feeling like a real pussy!

 

[hondagrower420]

In before...

 

[hondagrower420]

I hate bloody Mary's and mimosas.

 

[Gary Goodson]

I don't mind a Bloody Mary every now and then

 

[UncleBuck]

hello.

 

[Gary Goodson]

hello.

 

[srh88]

hello.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Hack Me

 

[Gary Goodson]

Hack MeView attachment 3671055

I might not be able to hack her, but I've whacked it to her

 

[Blue Wizard]

I might not be able to hack her, but I've whacked it to her

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Nice damn banana!

 

[6ohMax]

Hack MeView attachment 3671055

 

[Blue Wizard]

Nice damn banana!

Yeah I want to feel it against my tonsils.

 

[Gary Goodson]

Yeah I want to feel it against my tonsils.

lol but her other banana im sure

 

[Blue Wizard]

lol but her other banana im sure

You know me.

 

[dux]

Your cunt got Hacked?

makes sense,they kinda look like a hatchet wound...

 

[Gary Goodson]

Your cunt got Hacked?

makes sense,they kinda look like a hatchet wound...

Its only because I got drunk and talked so much shit.

Then I made up a story about my vagina being hacked so everyone would forgive me and feel sorry for my big fat flappy cunt muffin.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

My girl. Like, not this one. She's, like.. Better.

 

[srh88]

Its only because I got drunk and talked so much shit.

Then I made up a story about my vagina being hacked so everyone would forgive me and feel sorry for my big fat flappy cunt muffin.

 

[cannabineer]

inb4