Hello my cunt was hacked

[tangerinegreen555]

Your cunt got Hacked?

makes sense,they kinda look like a hatchet wound...

Just a couple days a month

 

[BamaBoyBeRolling]

 

[needsomebeans]

My lower unit shrunk above my knees today.

 

[6ohMax]

My lower unit shrunk above my knees today.

 

[tyler.durden]

What is this thread about?

 

[Singlemalt]

What is this thread about?

Axe wounds?

 

[Gary Goodson]

What is this thread about?

1st odanksta's account was hacked(but not really) and then I realized, so was my squish mitten(really). We both made threads about it.
https://www.rollitup.org/t/hello-my-account-was-hacked.907848/

 

[fandango]

I got shitfaced and showed my ass...


Sorry everyone.


Now I'm drinking a Bloody Mary and feeling like a real pussy!

better it not be on sunday next time...folks at church don't like that shit MAN

 

[SoOLED]

the lights are blinking, I'm thinking
It's all over when I go out drinking
Ohh, making my mind slow
That's why I don't fuck with the big 4-O
Bro, I got to maintain

 

[Gary Goodson]

the lights are blinking, I'm thinking
It's all over when I go out drinking
Ohh, making my mind slow
That's why I don't fuck with the big 4-O
Bro, I got to maintain

Cuz a nigga like me is going insane

 

[Alienwidow]

Five starred. I don't ever want this thread to end.

 

[needsomebeans]

My identity got stolen but they brought it back though and gave me an extra 50 spot for being in bad damn shape.

 

[Singlemalt]

 

[abe supercro]

threw a butterfly bandaid on my cut from using a brannu diamond blade tree saw (cuts on the pull). before i even got it out of the pkg, heh. . got squeamish for a min, wen saw iblood spurting all around. thing sealed fast, clean. rinse w hydrogen per. 3 days later, shld be red for bidniss, like tomorrow bitch, my friend

 

[Diabolical666]

threw a butterfly bandaid on my cut from using a brannu diamond blade tree saw (cuts on the pull). before i even got it out of the pkg, heh. . got squeamish for a min, wen saw iblood spurting all around. thing sealed fast, clean. rinse w hydrogen per. 3 days later, shld be red for bidniss, like tomorrow bitch, my friend

Hello Kitty bandaids or gtfo

 

[needsomebeans]

 

[CallinCarRamRod]

My butthole got hacked... He said he loved me. I'm sorry.

 

[Gary Goodson]

My butthole got hacked... He said he loved me. I'm sorry.

No I'm sorry...

 

[CallinCarRamRod]

No I'm sorry...

Oh No. Uncle Garry, how did you find me!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[whitebb2727]

Laugh at a person who is drinking so much they are losing touch with reality.























I love you guys. Just remind me not to pass out around any of y'all.