Flushing with Mountain Dew

I heard rm3 uses the tears of midgets instead of water.the trick for me is finding enough of them and then getting them to cry alot.because i have 200gal of soil so i will need approx 50 gallons of boiling midget tears right? Christ this is gunna add alot of work to ma garden lmao.
Are we making beer or harvesting weed?
I still want to know how the mt dew flush smokes.
 
I heard rm3 uses the tears of midgets instead of water.the trick for me is finding enough of them and then getting them to cry alot.because i have 200gal of soil so i will need approx 50 gallons of boiling midget tears right? Christ this is gunna add alot of work to ma garden lmao.
Are we making beer or harvesting weed?
I still want to know how the mt dew flush smokes.

damn...I should be flushing with beer, not this Mountain Dew slop
 
I'm going to flush with diesel fuel & dioxin.
Then set it ablaze after three days & seal in carbonite for 40 years.

Perfect cure every time...
Well the fire will kill the gnats I hear and the dioxin.....well not sure about the dioxin? Perhaps there may be a use for it after all. Made capacitors last longer, that I do know lol.
 
Update on my Mountain Dew flushing experiment.

I feed/water every second day..... started flushing on Monday May 16th, repeated on Wednesday and again today (Friday).

1) This plant is getting full GH Maxi-Bloom nutes....this one will get the boiling water treatment, when ready.
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This one is also getting full nutes, but I will harvest it as normal (will continue with nutes until harvest day)
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This is the Mountain Dew gal...about a half liter of the pop diluted with water
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This one is getting flushed with about 2 litres of tap water (pH ~ 6.0)
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God I love science class :). Should have done this in grade 6, I would have paid way more attention than growing crystals on a string :).
 
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This is a new 1 or a wind up.
Is there any benefit at all in giving your ladys the mountain dew flush??
Must cost a lot more than water.
 
This is a new 1 or a wind up.
Is there any benefit at all in giving your ladys the mountain dew flush??
Must cost a lot more than water.

Time will tell, but this is Mountain Dew so it has to work well, and this experment will prove it's worth every penny.... as my gals only get the best
 
Dew of mountains could work well.i dunno what the toxic looking processed soft drink would do.

U say your flushing,it was you last week on a thread, told me flushing was bad for your plants and can lead to bud rot/mould.
 
Dew of mountains could work well.i dunno what the toxic looking processed soft drink would do.

U say your flushing,it was you last week on a thread, told me flushing was bad for your plants and can lead to bud rot/mould.
Without risk there is no reward, this is all being done in the name of science (cough, cough).
 
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On my tractorbynet site there was a farmer who started a thread about two pallets leaned up in his field. 5K posts later, he still didn't have an answer to what they might have been used for, but lots of folks killed lots of time on that thread.
 
Without risk there is no reward, this is all being done in the name of science (cough, cough).
i only looked at this thread because the title sounded so stupid.now ive read it i know it is.
I mean come on boiling water/mountain dew,you dont have to do a experiment to see if that works,it doesnt.i thought we are meant to copy nature as close as possible.when does it rain boiling water .....
 
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