Random Jabber Jibber thread

She could walk backwards tord the door and mop away her foot prints as she goes.
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can someone help u get out of the coner?
Luckily I had a joint. My Type A shut the fuck up after I smoked it. I was then able to wait while the floor dried (thank you 10% humidity and 110 temp) and my beer slushie is now working it's magic :)

She could walk backwards tord the door and mop away her foot prints as she goes.
Yes I can but it always feels like cheating. That's my OCD speaking.

@srh88
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Wizards are known to get easily constipated and have occaisional fascist tendencies. They are rarely wrong so they finally shit when they are. They also love a good cage match, even imaginary tifts. I love wizards, especially stubborn ones. Their favorite expressions are, how dare you and abracadabra.
 
Wizards are known to get easily constipated and have occaisional fascist tendencies. They are rarely wrong so they finally shit when they are. They also love a good cage match, even imaginary tifts. I love wizards, especially stubborn ones. Their favorite expressions are, how dare you and abracadabra.
Do they weigh as much as a duck?
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Awhile back I went to work sick as fuck with food poisoning or some kind of quick fucked bug. I'm so dehydrated and just puking and dry heaving everywhere that I decide to walk down into the customers woods as to not make a scene with my wretchedness. Suddenly as I entered the thicket I came across a family of beavers just staring at me. We stood there for a good minute calmly looking at each other. They then slowly scampered away and I started puking again and I then finished the job and called the rest of the day off sick. But after some years reflecting on this I've come to the conclusion that I was just really fucked up and had hallucinations of beavers in the woods. Lol. Jibber Jabber.
 
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