Taking my Friends Super hot Urkrainian Wife Out Awkward.

[whitebb2727]

Lmao!

That dude is going to end up crying and leaving.

Tore up over taking a guys wife out.

Now necrophilia and cannibalism.






My explanation of toke and talk was to include the morbid sense of humor here.

 

[Singlemalt]

Lmao!

That dude is going to end up crying and leaving.

Tore up over taking a guys wife out.

Now necrophilia and cannibalism.






My explanation of toke and talk was to include the morbid sense of humor here.

I woulda made a reference to an extremely dimensional porcine, but then you and Tangerine woulda mocked me, so I didn't, so there

 

[qwizoking]

yea i was looking fpr this post below...in young skywalkers rehab thread.. lmao there were some awesome moments in there
we can be so mean.
especially after he was talking about being beaten or whatever


bruh
Drop me some fresh tots, leave em an extra 15.
Use the 12" tortilly and i want the steak half a scoop.. i want pico, guac, half a pump of sour and a little cheddar. One finger pinch.
Take 2 "cups" bacon bits, throw it on the grill till its warm and juicy, add with the tots just before wrapping. Dont fuck with me and soggy up my tots or gimme cold congealed bacon..Throw it(burrito) on the grill 5 seconds or so to seal it.
Now drop burrito in the fryer and press the potatoe button

You can charge me for the xxl burrito
That will be all





i had to remember my order at taco bell

 

[mr sunshine]

 

[SoOLED]

Some of us are not the jealous type.

I actually had a friend that there was so much trust between us I actually stayed at his house a few times and he was gone at night to work.

She was having a hard time adjusting to rural living at night by herself.

We all are still good friends. Nothing happened.

A. he knows you have

i dig it..

 

[lahadaextranjera]

5*

Why do I suddenly have the urge to be called buttercup? @Singlemalt

 

[srh88]

get all up in those meat curtains @ChingOwn ..mr sunshine recommends it, and hes my doctor

Let me grab my shovel.

 

[StonedFarmer]

i dig it..

At first I thought she had on oeg warmers. Lol

 

[bluntmassa1]

these "military folks" you speak of, i'm one of them. so by all means, please tell me more!

Military wives cheat fairly often I doubt many are cool with it damn sure not the one I accidentally told his wife was a whore. Lol, I'm at this party and this bitch is like "where do I know you from?" I'm like" that one party you where fucking little Bobby in Mike's bed and he dumped a bucket of water on y'all lol" she's like" that was my friend, this is my husband" I'm like "Ooohhh, I guess" then LMAO as walking away. Lol

 

[neosapien]

Allright naysayers took me a few hours to straiten out the facts because I am not a fucking pageant expert appereantly miss universe fitness bikini is a completely different thing than miss universe more like a body building deal that being said here you go

Aww man, that changes everything. She's hot yep. Looking at her, if she wanted you to give her a baby, I don't think you could physically stop her lol.

 

[whitebb2727]

A. he knows you have

Wtf is that supposed to mean. You said a. Where is b?

I'm like ching. Death before dishonor. I am a man of my word and would never ruin a friendship trying to screw a friends wife.

Maybe you you can't keep your legs closed and you're projecting.

 

[Singlemalt]

5*

Why do I suddenly have the urge to be called buttercup? @Singlemalt

I'm gonna have some fun with you, Buttercup


It would be more effective in a John Wayne voice or Barry White

 

[skunkwreck]

Bad karma bro...politely decline .

 

[vostok]

My friend lives and works in Kabul Afgan for 3 months at a time. Out of nowhere his wife texts me that she wants me to take her to a house party where there will be "rock bands" according to her. The problem? Other than being my besties wife she is smokin hot like she got 2nd place in the Miss Universe for Texas last year..

How the fuck am I supposed to act? What if guys hit on her and she flirts back? Should I be offended. Is this because I am an old fat "safe" guy? Or is it just a culture thing? WTF? I will document and post pictures later.

Comparing Russian with Ukrainian is like comparing Canada with Mexico = weak!

the serious culture thing you gotta watch, is like the above dysfunctional sexiest comments

applicable to western males (WASP) and their shitty sex related jokes

we see this shit as you may see the Irish church and their 'jokes'

Typical eastern response, is do your buddy a favor, if asked

and honor that favor, (if she needs help at all ...help her)

but you ain't her body guard, and do include your own girl at this rock band

or be seen as weak by your inferiors

good luck

 

[curious2garden]

I'm gonna have some fun with you, Buttercup


It would be more effective in a John Wayne voice or Barry White

I dunno I think your voice sounds like sanded silk, you'll do babe, you'll do.

PS did you know etoh *is* the answer, wow!

 

[b4ds33d]

Bad karma bro...politely decline .

watch out, they're gonna call you a faggot and then go bump dicks while no one is watching.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

watch out, they're gonna call you a faggot and then go bump dicks while no one is watching.

 

[srh88]

watch out, they're gonna call you a faggot and then go bump dicks while no one is watching.

 

[Singlemalt]

watch out, they're gonna call you a faggot and then go bump dicks while no one is watching.

What a candy ass strawman. You are the only one in this thread to go homophobic. You obviously like that word as well

 

[curious2garden]

watch out, they're gonna call you a faggot and then go bump dicks while no one is watching.

How far behind the curve are you? Homo is the new hetero, fuuuuuuuuuuuck.